Jodie Turner-Smith in Balmain

This will sound asinine, but: She just LOOKS like a rich celebrity. She knows how to ooze movie-star energy. She's one giant pair of shades and a yacht away from being the most glamorous person in Capri.

Alton Mason and Saint Jhn

I would watch this show. No matter what it is.

Madison Bailey

That's really nifty handiwork on the top.

Quavo

He matched his jacket to his grill! That's high-level accessorizing.

Camille Razat

Those shoes look like a cross between floofy slippers and heels. And her bracelet, like a handcuff she sawed off.

Xu Minghao

That jacket is shades of Chanel, for me.

Kim Hongjoong

THAT is pretty cool. An unexpected use of fringe AND an unexpected pairing with a cap.

Lena Mahfouf

She looks like a pricey basket.

Taylor Hill

That is the weirdest motion-capture suit I've ever seen.

Lucy Hale

I guess the built-in gloves keep it all from sliding down?

Cher

Cher! What if Cher fled the U.S. to avoid those BONKERS KIDNAPPING CHARGES that were unexpectedly levied against her??? Is she a FUGITIVE?!?!?!?? I sort of love that for her, if I'm being honest.

Jodie Turner-Smith Brought the Drama to Balmain

AND HOW.