
Gaga should just throw this on for the Oscars COMPLETE WITH HAT and hope for the best. (It's not my favorite song, but you KNOW she will at least win for Shallow, so that's something.)


This feels pretty Kim Kard to me.

If you're confused by the sight of other dresses in these photos that we clearly haven't gotten to yet, it's because the runway set-up was a funky criss-cross situation -- I looked at the video and they DID present to the photographers in this order, but I think other models were coming out in other spots of the venue, basically? It was sort of confusing, but everyone has this order as the run of show, so I'm sticking with it.

This is some intense workmanship.

And those are some intense boobs.




That's totally going to be on a magazine cover/inside spread, right?





For the Peeping Tom in your life.

Hmm. Rosie H-W, maybe?








Is she a handbag?

I could see, say, Dakota Fanning in something like that.








Tracee Ellis Ross, This Is Your Bow.


Hmm. This feels like Elton John Oscar party material.

