Olivier Rousteing
Olivier came out at the beginning of the shoe and just sat there, looking like a child who'd borrowed his dad's suit...
... and just sat there while a handful of his models came out and modeled other versions of other suits. It was six in all. Then he retreated again. I am not sure what that was in aid of, but all these models appear to have been of an older demographic, and that part was at least great.
See? She looks very good, if in need of a brisk hemming.
I like that cape an awful lot.
I desperately want to see someone skiing in this.
I was going to wonder how none of these women tripped, and then I read that one of them did? All is well, but please, good sir, do not turn pants into death traps.
I still don't get it, but I hope he... had fun?
The rest of the show dove RIGHT into a pack of highlighters.
When do we get to see Jodie Turner-Smith at something again?!? Come on, universe. She would slay these shoulders.
I have a lot of questions about these pants. Specifically: "Huh?"
The Kardashians surely will love bell-bottomed leggings.
I mean, I just assume Kendall will wear this whole thing as-is.
That's quite cool. It has a Joey King experimental vibe to it.
Look! Hipster Armageddon! They have to repair the cold brew machine or else the neighborhood will sink into the earth.
Hello, Kim and/or Kourtney.
I am just not emotionally ready for skintight Bermuda-style formal shorts.
That top feels like a Zendaya affair, but would she want to bother with those confused and confusing bottoms?
Dwyane Wade, or Iman Shumpert.
Look! It's Mallmageddon! They have to save the Jordache department from being infiltrated by luxury denim.
Hmm. Camila Cabello?
I sort of... like this?
This looks like a woman with broken ribs who's just trying to be creative with her wrappings.
Two words to chill your soul: DENIM TURTLENECK.
I sort of like this, too -- it's the right dashes of that pattern.
This honestly feels like Bebe Rexha - all these big jackets and tight shorts are her jam.
Don't do it, Dua Lipa! DON'T. Or do.
Oh, look! It's Hipster Matrix! They have to stop the thing from doing that other thing, or else a third thing will do a bad thing.
Cardi B. Or, actually, maybe a starlet - like Ella Balinkska from Charlie's Angels.
Gaga
Look! It's Kardashiageddon. They have to klear the kache on their komputers before some rogue kode tears through the kompound.
No.
Rita Ora
Well, these noodles are adorable, and listen, they certainly could've been given some worse outfits.