So, while his story is really touching and I'm glad he's okay... I was not kidding about the navels.

REALLY not kidding. This looks like underwear that somehow buckles at the hip.

This necklace-shirt -- shecklace? nirt? -- must be kind of... cold? It seems like it would be unpleasant boob contact.

If penne were a shirt.

It's a bra with sleeves.

It's time for business jazzercise!

Precious Lee has been working the HELL out of the runways this season. It's great to see, and she got big applause here, but it'd be nice if the presence of a fuller-figured model weren't still so unusual that it gets a special ovation.

The theme for this collection is, I guess, Stuff Maybe Dropping Off You.

Do you want to be a Sexy Mummy this Halloween?

Are those... prescribed corrective braces?

Something for Emily Ratajkowski? Or, like, Kourtney Kardashian, or something.

Hmm. I'm predicting Megan Thee Stallion. But would not put it past Dua Lipa, either.

Do we think that nip flash was intentional, or a gown that slipped?

That's reasonable though! Janelle Monae? Megan Rapinoe?

Let's go... Indya Moore?

Michaela Jae Rodriguez.

Gal Gadot

Here, we get to the archival stuff.

I remember this whole line of pieces so well.

I love this? It's like a cable-knit sweater turned into a dress.

Balmain Got Some Supers to Celebrate Olivier Rousteing's 10th Anniversary

A year after a FIREPLACE EXPLOSION burnt his face?!?