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Amber Heard

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10481390af) Amber Heard PUMA x Balmain Launch Event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Nov 2019

That jacket and these pants are reasonable, and even might be okay together, if also a little bit Celebrity Nutcracker. But then the sports bra jumps into the fray.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10481390et) Alessandra Ambrosio PUMA x Balmain Launch Event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Nov 2019

This line is HEAVY into sports bras, which... I don't dislike sports bras, but tend to prefer them when they are being sports bras.

Cara Delevingne

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10482563n) Cara Delevingne PUMA x Balmain Launch Event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Nov 2019

Yes, if there's anything I want in life, it's for everyone to see the top of my tights. 

Shanina Shaik

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10482528p) Shanina Shaik PUMA x Balmain Launch Event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Nov 2019 Wearing Balmain

"I refused a sports bra."

Eva Longoria

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/Shutterstock (10482557e) Eva Longoria PUMA x Balmain Launch Event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Nov 2019 Wearing Balmain X Puma

"WE COULD HAVE DONE THAT? I don't know, guys, I'm just here for the free stuff."

Hannah Brown

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10482528c) Hannah Brown PUMA x Balmain Launch Event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Nov 2019 Wearing Balmain X Puma

"ME TOO."

Jacob Elordi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10482528af) Jacob Elordi PUMA x Balmain Launch Event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Nov 2019

"I don't know WHAT I am doing here. Where IS 'here' anyway?"

Maika Monroe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/Shutterstock (10482557as) Maika Monroe PUMA x Balmain Launch Event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Nov 2019

"I just went with a regular bra, and now I feel left out."

Slick Woods

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10482571bd) Slick Woods attends the PUMA x Balmain x Cara Delevingne LA Launch Party at Milk Studios, in Los Angeles PUMA x Balmain x Cara Delevingne LA Launch Party, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Nov 2019

"I WENT WITH A JACKET BRA." (Seriously, this is like Balmain x Puma x Monse, which is a bridge too far.)

Bella Thorne

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10482694i) Bella Thorne PUMA x Balmain Launch Event, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Nov 2019

Oh, no.

Balmain Found a New Way to be Hideous
Via a Puma collaboration.

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