Bands at the 2023 VMAs

*NSYNC

Something about the vibe here makes it feel like they're making a presentation at an Apple investors event.

Tomorrow X Together

This is very chic and slouchy -- they look coordinated without being matchy-matchy and it's all very elegant.

Fresh X Reckless

I don't know what's happening here...AND I LOVE IT?

Fresh X Reckless

These men are flexible and one of them has a stuffed chicken attached to his belt loop! CARRY ON GOOD SIRS!

The Warning

Haim is quaking!! (I do like the concept of a goth Haim,though, and they look cool.)

Stray Kids

This is VERY coordinated -- perhaps a little bit, although they look undeniably chic. Their performance was EXCELLENT; I texted Heather something along the lines of, "these young gentleman can dance!"

Måneskin in Rick Owens

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY - SEPTEMBER 12: (L-R) Damiano David, Ethan Torchio, Victoria De Angelis and Thomas Raggi of Måneskin attend the 2023 MTV Video Music Awards at Prudential Center on September 12, 2023 in Newark, New Jersey. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images for MTV)

Several of these folks could sell me hair product.