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# Going Fug Distance/Comparatively Well Played, Drew Barrymore
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/barrymore082410-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-24T10:00:32.000Z
- Updated: 2010-08-23T22:43:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Well Played, metallics, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Bless you, Drew Barrymore. While the rest of this town has hunkered down with a colon cleanse -- and thus, hopefully Twitter -- in preparation for the Emmys, Drew is partying it up between events for *Going The Distance*. After yesterday's unholy hybrid of Pocahontas and Stevie Nicks and [that eccentric Fraulein Jacko stew](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2010/08/going%5Fthe%5Ffugstance0823.html), we're now getting this:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/08/93061_wenn2967338.jpg "radio one 2 200810")

\[Photos: [WENN.com](https://www.wenn.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\] 

I think this is actually a cocktail made from the juices of every single cast member of Beverly Hills, 90210\. Seriously, it's a piece of everyone: Donna Martin, David Silver (he did love big shirts... and hats), a bit of Brenda, some Dylan at his worst, for sure Emily Valentine, probably some of Kelly while she was on drugs and/or recovering from being burned in a house fire, definitely a touch of Clare Arnold... and dude, you know Steve Sanders dreamed of matching blue suede shoes to his fedora. I even feel like there are flashes of Sue Scanlon, a.k.a. My Brother Scott Shot Himself In The Face So I Decided To Arrive At School Dressed Like Laura Ingalls And Then Go To The Bathroom And Change Into An Outfit Befitting The Instructor Of Jazzercise For Hos.And this:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/08/93061_wenn5529673.jpg "drew barrymore 2 200810")

That is a combination of [Juliette Lewis](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2009/03/fugliette%5Flewfug.html) and... well, actually, [Juliette Lewis](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2009/11/mtv%5Fema%5Fjuliette110509.html), possibly with an assist from Amy Winehouse's hair clippings. Contrast all this to what Drew whipped out for the actual premiere of her movie:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/08/93061_spl204632_017.jpg "Going the Distance Premiere - Los Angeles")

\[Photo: Splash News\]  
Okay, so the belt is a little much with it, but I give her points for trying something edgy. However, unless she's hiding a suspicious rip and/or a gigantic third nipple that just yesterday sprouted from her ribcage, the dress doesn't seem to need it -- that pattern is plenty fancy all on its own, kind of like a sofa you'd see at Donald Trump's apartment, except Trump's would be made of actual gold and would this be the low-rent couch they allow the kids to puke on after meals. Still, aside from her two-tone hair, it's a very cool improvement on her turn as West Beverly High's most popular scat cat. Maybe this is perceived as the key to red carpet success in the world: Marinate in hot messitude for a while and then emerge, gilded, to general applause and a glowing light of adulation that eclipses what came before it. Too bad the Internet is forever.