Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler
Okay, I apologize for the quality of this photo. She didn't walk the red carpet, or do the press room, and the photos from the ceremony were not available to me. ANYWAY. She looks fine. What is making you think she might be wearing a wacky bellbottomed jumpsuit is just the mirrored base of the mic stand. (Adam always looks like a mid-level paper product salesman who woke up 45 minutes late for work.)
Zendaya in Christopher Esber
This is adorable on her -- that lip is PERFECT -- and I do not even like Wacky Cut-Out Waist Shenanigans, or Complicated Top-Skirt Attachments. (It helps that the rest of her look is very simple.)
Pink
I did not know I needed to see Pink dressed like an Elizabethan barrister who's been magicked to the current day and does NOT feel comfortable going about her business without a ruff of some sort but apparently I DID.
Maggie Q
She looks AMAZING in that lipstick, magically, but I am ready for the end of the era of the loincloth skirt.
D'Arcy Carden in Maria Lucia Hohan
Dishy, and also nicely laidback.
Brittany Snow in Temperley London
I actually LOVE this and wish she'd saved it for an event more people would pay attention to -- although, I guess, smoke 'em if you've got 'em?
T-Pain
"Hello, everyone! It is I, T-Pain. I would like to remind ALL OF YOU that I am NOT, I repeat, NOT T.I.! We are TWO VERY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. Please DO NOT get us confused. Thank you. I am T-Pain. He is T.I.. I have nothing to do with him or his life choices! Also, my jacket is cool. Thank you."
Bellamy Young in Prabal Gurung
Va va voom! (I guess she's there because she's promoting that show where Michael Sheen is a serial killer; she plays his ex-wife. I have only watched one episode of that show and the acting felt VERY uneven, but she was good. Bellamy Young is ALWAYS reliable as a Rich Lady With Problems in your nighttime drama, and for that I salute her.)
Lucy Hale in Cong Tri
Speaking of, this has a real Rich Lady With Problems in your nighttime drama vibe and I like that for her
Noah Schnapp
Stranger Things won, but only a handful of the kids showed -- Noah here, and Caleb McLaughlin, whom you'll see later. No Millie Bobby Brown, no adutls.
Kris Jenner in Alexander McQueen and Corey Gamble
This was on E!, so most of the Kardashians showed up, but nary a Jenner. Kris looks totally reasonable in this.
Noah Centineo
As usual, Noah Centineo looks like he just popped his head in on the way back from the gym.
Josephine Langford in Markarian
Did you know Katherine Langford had a sister? And she was an actress? And she was in something called After, which somehow won The Drama Movie of 2019? (I believe this movie is based on a very popular novel which was originally fanfic about Harry Styles.) Neither did I, but here she is! She's VERY pretty and this dress looks great on her, so this was probably a win all around for Team Langford.
Katherine McNamara in Azzaro
This feels like a salute to Elizabeth Hurley's Famous Safety Pin Dress.
Cassie Randolph and Colton Underwood
With all due respect to both of these people, I already forgot they existed! But I'm glad they seem to be doing well and I wish Cassie were wearing gold shoes, the end!!!
Khloe Kardashian in LaQuan Smith
What you CAN'T tell because I'm dumb and didn't download a very useful photo is that Khloe's bag looks like a pile of cash, and I think that is funny.