Julia Fox

Julia said the grey hair is "a love letter to getting older" and I assume the outfit is a love letter to her trainer. No shade -- her bod looks amazing. This whole ensemble feels VERY Bond Girl. A Bond Girl in the middle of changing costumes.

Julia Fox

Sure! She cracks me up. At least she's never boring.

Martha Stewart

Martha has thoughts! Also, this is technically brown, not black, which will be a running theme throughout this post, because I gotta get to the eye doctor. Regardless: Martha looks pretty dishy here.

Lenny Kravitz in LaQuan Smith

In which Lenny Kravitz looks VERY much like the platonic ideal of Lenny Kravitz.

Kerry Washington

She attended with Law Roach, who took home an honor, and who is currently her stylist. I saw a VERY cute video on her Instagram where she acted as stylist and sorted HIS outfit on the red carpet. I will say that as far as her look goes, I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it. (Although she looks fab from the neck up.)

Natasha Lyonne in Proenza Schouler

This is spectacularly kooky. I used to see her at Proenza shoes a million years ago, so this all tracks. To be clear: I like this on her but it's a very specific marriage of lady and look.

Amanda Seyfried in Michael Kors

This is elegant. She looks great.

Cher in Chrome Hearts

This feels like Cher looked at her iconic If I Could Turn Back Time video ensemble and said, "yes, that. Just...a little more coverage."

Addison Rae in vintage Gareth Pugh

She's been wearing a lot of vintage lately and while I don't objectively love this as a look, I do love that as a trend for her -- or anyone.

Ashley Graham

VERY reasonable.

Jaden Smith

The texture on this tux is actually very cool.

Olivia Culpo in Et Ochs

This look was originally shown with much more voluminous gloves -- I think they might be denim? I sort of wish she had gone for it.

Adesuwa Aighewi

She is GORGEOUS and I do have some logistical questions about her shoes?

Regina Hall in Jason Wu

Also gorgeous, obviously, although this feels a bit Elegant Bridesmaid.

Jesse Williams

"I borrowed this from Lee Pace. I think it works?"

Shalom Harlow in Proenza Schouler

This dress is fun -- but also are those shoes part Teva? I know Tevas are back for casual wear but are we moving into a place for Formal Tevas? Sounds very reasonable for all of our feet.

Mariska Hargitay in Christian Siriano

This does feel VERY Siriano-y. I bet it was fun to wear.

Justin Theroux

No complaints.

Vanessa Hudgens in Vera Wang

...maybe a few complaints. Although she's obviously feeling it.

Vera Wang

I do not know what is going through Vera's head at the moment but I will say that this is very eccentric for a 73-year old woman and I appreciate that conceptually if nothing else.

Jill Kortleve

Beautiful.

Jill Kortleve

With a surprise reveal! I truly do not know if I have the emotional fortitude to withstand us entering a period of butt cleavage at this point in history.

Daphne Groeneveld

Very Hepburn-esque

Christine Quinn in Christian Cowan

Not Hepburn-esque at all.

Bernadette Peters

BP looks very elegant in this, of course. I feel confident that she very likely owns this little number.

Tinashe in vintage Dior

More vintage! I love that she went for it; this really works on her.

Bowen Yang

I want someone to fix his lapels! But those shoes with this is an interesting choice -- and one I think I actually quite like.

Evan Mock

I am weary.

Noah Beck in Coach

Cue my regular joke about how sometimes Coach messes up and literally sends people out wearing a handbag.

Zoey Deutch in Coach

This is a MUCH better effort from Coach -- she looks adorable.

Eve Hewson

Sure! Who is to complain about a velvet skirt cape? NOT I, NOT RIGHT HERE.

Trevor Noah

SOOTHING. Soooo soothing.

Cassie

The proportions on this are nutty but also? This looks VERY FUN to wear. She looks like a charming cartoon character.

Rachel Brosnahan

I like this so much better now that I've enlarged it and seen that the boots are PATTERNED. I'm not sure if they match, exactly, but now I want them so....let's call it a draw.

Janelle Monae in Thom Browne

When I say "big finish," I really really REALLY mean BIG FINISH.

Basic Black Was Anything But at This Year's CFDA Awards

The word "bonkers" comes to mind, frankly.