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# Batter Up! It's the All Star Game Red Carpet
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/batter-up-its-the-all-star-game-red-carpet-07-2026/
- Published: 2026-07-15T14:00:26.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-15T05:14:49.000Z
- Description: Get ready for a lot of tiny children looking very cute and MANY men in white sneakers with their suits.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, All Star game, athletes, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/all-star-game-2026/)

First of all, and of utmost importance: I need to hear from [the people who rented the Phillie Phanatic-themed Airbnb.](https://drinkswithbroads.substack.com/p/madonna-and-the-philly-phanatic-together) Did the Phanatic bring Gritty over for drinks before the game? Would he do a wake-up call if you asked? Just wondering! Otherwise, please join me in looking at these dudes in suits -- many of whom I apparently cannot recognize if they're not wearing a baseball cap -- and their very cute families. As always: Go Dodgers! Also as always: Baseball is not the sport to look to for groundbreaking sartorial moments.

PS: I didn't get red carpet pics of Shohei Ohtani (who I believe didn't attend; he has a bad knee and a three-week old baby), Aaron Judge (who is also out with an injury), and Vladimir Guerrero Jr., who also seemingly didn't attend although I don't think he's injured, Yordan Alvarez (who didn't walk the red carpet for some reason even though I am watching him bat as I type this), or Ranger Suarez (also on the IL). I think I got everyone else!

PPS: In most of these photos, I've only ID'ed the player in question because Informative Caption didn't share the names of their loved ones but I see you, loved ones!

###### \[Photos: Rob Tringali/MLB Photos via Getty Images, Daniel Shirey/MLB Photos via Getty Images, Hunter Martin/MLB Photos via Getty Images, Mary DeCicco/MLB Photos via Getty Images, Lisa Lake/Getty Images, Frank Micelotta/FOX Sports via Getty Images\]