Maren Morris

I'm sorry, WHO is trying to be a Kardashian now?

Cole and Dylan Sprouse

The different hair colors really do make this easier for me, although I think I could tell them apart regardless. Anyway, they both look very dapper. Cole often looks absurd -- in fact, after I saw him here, I was like, "COLE SPROUSE! THAT'S THE ONE I FORGOT. GOD BLESS COLE!" I've been making a Fug Madness list and I nearly forgot to investigate him.

Lili Reinhart

Okay, Cole is at his sartorial BEST, but sadly this might be the worst his ladyfriend Lily has ever looked. That dress is crushing her.

Haley Lu Richardson

Haley is in the movie with Cole. It's one of those that's about Attractive Young People Who Are Very Sick And Can't Touch, So Love Blossoms, which I will watch on a plane. That really does seem more like a straight-up blazer than a jacket-dress, but it actually also fits her quite well, so... sure.

Yael Grobglas

This needs to be a far less deep vee, I think.

Dame Julie Walters and Mel B

I love that Molly Weasley is a Dame. SHE SHOULD BE. Mel B looks refreshingly normal here, too. When does SHE get to be a Dame? You know someday Charles is going to give us Dame Scary, Dame Sporty, Dame Posh, Dame Baby, and Dame Ginger.

Jaina Lee Ortiz

Ohhh, this is a tough one. I love that she wore those killer red shoes with the satin dress. And I LOVE that coat. But two rights don't make an Even Righter, as they say (spoiler: "they" is "nobody"). The coat and the dress don't work together, and its bright red doesn't quite work with the darker shoes. SO CLOSE.

Coco Rocha

A fun suit that's perhaps a TAAAD too long?

Morena Baccarin

This is, I think, the worst she has ever looked. The dress has a ghastly finish, and her lips and her makeup makes her look exhausted and chapped-of-lip.

Karlie Kloss

I wish SHE had Jaina Lee Ortiz's shoes. The rest of this with that lipstick is very, very chic.

Elaine Welteroth

It is apparently a bit cold for this.

Cheryl Cole et al

I assume Cheryl is mischievously imagining lopping off the sleeves and giving this spaghetti straps.

Crispin Glover

Hey. That's GEORGE MCFLY. Is Biff nearby in a pool of his own drool?

Alan Cumming

Professor Cumming would like to know where your physics homework is, please.

Brandon Victor Dixon

I love him for that vibrant floral sweater, but sir, those shoes are dead on the vine.

Kate Walsh

Those are not much better but at least they're clean.

America Ferrera

Those pants look grievous on her, and I also don't understand the clashing pinks. If you can't find a shirt that matches, white would have been perfect, or a floral with a hint of pink where you won't notice if it's a match.

with Judith Light

However, all I want in the world is for Judith Light to clutch me thusly.

Batting Cleanup: March 8, 2019

Starring some Sprouses, America, Karlie, Coco, and Morena Baccarin's bad day.