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# Batting Cleanup on the AMAs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/batting-cleanup-on-the-amas-10-2018/
- Published: 2018-10-10T18:00:44.000Z
- Updated: 2021-11-22T06:08:58.000Z
- Description: With Heidi, J.Lo, and the Hudge.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, American Music Awards, Cushnie et Ochs, Georges Chakra, Giambattista Valli, Julien Macdonald, Sergio Hudson, Valentino, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

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"HOLA LOVERS. Did you wonder why I am here? Well, first, lovers, I am American, I am music, and I am an award. Second, I have a new movie, and a song that I wrote for it, which can now be nominated for an Oscar and an Emmy and a Golden Globe AND a Grammy and if I go and hum it on Broadway someplace then it will win a Tony and I will do better than EGOT. I will EGGOT. Third, do not question the Lopez's presence. Just say thank you. Fourth, you looked thirsty, so DRINK IN THE LOPEZADE before I cut you off."

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