Baywatch Documentary

Carmen Electra

This is all very ... satiny. Like she was negotiating a pre-nup and getting married at the same conference table.

Jeremy Jackson

I thought this was a random fan, but no, it's Hobie Buchannon the Second (and also the longest, by far). He's had trouble with addiction and a bit with the law; hopefully he's in a better place now. Not that this website necessarily qualifies as a better place.

Nicole Eggert

Nicole helped produce the doc, and she announced in December that she's been battling breast cancer. I really REALLY hope that SHE is in a good place. It sounds like all her treatments have been effective, but, you know. Fuck cancer.

Brande Roderick

I believe she was on the Hawaii spinoff. She's dressed as if she's in a Death Becomes Her-themed lingerie fashion show.

Nancy Valen

WHERE INDEED, NANCY. (That's, "Where did my lamb go," in Spanish. This appears to be LAMB, which is Gwen Stefani's old label. Archival! Not quite vintage. YET.)

Ingrid Walter

I was about to say something about her red handbag, until I realized she's just standing in front of one of the buoys.

Michael Newman and Parker Stevenson

Baywatch liked to have a less hunky friend for Mitch, and that's basically the roles they played. No offense, gentleman. It's not really an insult. Also, Parker is famously the one who was married to Kirstie Alley when she won her Emmy, and she thanked him for giving her the big one every night.

Michael Bergin

I do not think I would have recognized him?? He's kind of a silver fox, though.

Traci Bingham

This is very dramatic, and also, I keep thinking she'd look so cute with a bob.

Erika Eleniak

I used to LOVE Shauni. (We got Baywatch in England, and any American show that arrived, I ATE UP.) Her tattoos are fascinating.

Jaason Simmons

I was JUST reminiscing about Jaason when I dug up my old Sharknado recap. I cherish that he's wearing wintery boots with a sleeveless shirt.

Alexandra Paul

It's former Vegan of the Year Alexandra Paul! (She also currently has a podcast about veganism.) This outfit is sort of boring, but if I had her shoulders, I would wear tank top-based things a LOT.

David Chokachi

He looks very nice! (Are those... very giant veins on his left arm, or are my eyes tricking me?)

Debbie Gibson

I don't think Debbie Gibson ever appeared on Baywatch, but lord knows I'm never going to question or object to Debbie Gibson showing up anywhere. Even if I DO want to drown her shoes.