> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Beautycon 2018 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/beautycon-2018-2/ - Published: 2018-07-16T17:45:05.000Z - Updated: 2018-07-16T06:08:37.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58 ## Kim ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9762395t-1531720023.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9762395t) Kim Kardashian Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 2, USA - 15 Jul 2018 Kimberly, Kimberly, Kimberly. What are we going to do with you. I really think the burden of proof is on her to establish that this is NOT just one of Lamar Odom's old suit jackets and a pair of bike shorts. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9762399ci-1531720056.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9762399ci) Kim Kardashian Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 2, USA - 15 Jul 2018 KIMBERLY, THERE IS GOING TO BE A JAILBREAK IN A MINUTE. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9762399bs-1531720044.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9762399bs) Kim Kardashian Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 2, USA - 15 Jul 2018 This just made me roll my eyes. I don't really care whether people decide to change their name or not -- who you are is bigger than that; just do what works for your family and your life -- but Kim was Kim Kardashian before Kanye even came into the picture. She was A Big Thing. She was, unimaginable though it may be, his fame equal. So the decision to do a cutesy-pie "Mrs. West" thing here at this professional shindig -- and at which her Mrs. Westness is totally irrelevant to her business success -- is so boring to me. Also, her posture is very good. ## Storm Reid ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9762395i-1531719993.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9762395i) Storm Reid Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 2, USA - 15 Jul 2018 This outfit is very 14 to me. Good news: She IS 14. ## Drew Barrymore ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9761844dw-1531719926.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9761844dw) Drew Barrymore Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 1, USA - 14 Jul 2018 Likewise, this seems very right for Drew. Her lipstick seems smeary and she's a bit tousled and she MIGHT have just come from apple-picking, and all she wants is for you to find your inner flower. ## Camila Mendes ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9761844an-1531719894.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9761844an) Camila Mendes Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 1, USA - 14 Jul 2018 Camila could've stood to pass on the beige shoes, but the outfit is cute enough. I didn't grab a shot of her on-stage, but at her chat with Madelaine Petsch, when she was up on her stool those shorts rode up like crazy and made it look like she had on no pants. NOT the best idea, even if her legs are great. ## Kiersey Clemons ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9762395n-1531720013.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9762395n) Kiersey Clemons Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 2, USA - 15 Jul 2018 Speaking of things that might be challenging to sit down in publicly. ## Madelaine Petsch ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9762295lb-1531719959.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Sansho Scott/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9762295lb) Madelaine Petsch Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 1, USA - 14 Jul 2018 She looks like the cool new young girl they hired at the library, who wins over adults and kids alike with thoughtful recommendations but also knows when to suggest a good smut book with a gentle cough and an eyebrow wiggle. ## Adwoa Aboah ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9761844w-1531719948.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9761844w) Adwoa Aboah Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 1, USA - 14 Jul 2018 She's the music teacher at that library who does singalongs every week and makes sure the really little kids are learning classic rock. ## Alisha Boe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9761844dr-1531719916.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9761844dr) Alisha Boe Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 1, USA - 14 Jul 2018 I like the IDEA of a red shoe, but not how heavily swaddled her foot looks in this one ## Shannon Purser ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9762395f-1531719971.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9762395f) Shannon Purser Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 2, USA - 15 Jul 2018 None of this does her justice. Start with making sure the pants fit and then we'll go from there ## Alyson Stoner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9762395l-1531720003.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9762395l) Alyson Stoner Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 2, USA - 15 Jul 2018 Those shoes would drive me BANANAS, but overall, she looks pretty cute in her gigantic sweatshirt dress. ## Holland Roden ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9762399au-1531720033.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9762399au) Holland Roden Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 2, USA - 15 Jul 2018 Beautycon LA 2018 - Day2 That's a cute suit, but was she not SWELTERING in it? I guess that's what over-air-conditioned convention centers ar for. ## Jonathan Van Ness ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9762395h-1531719983.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9762395h) Jonathan Van Ness Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 2, USA - 15 Jul 2018 HARD PASS. On the overalls, yes, but also the clear plastic booties. I mean, I guess on the plus side, at a clear-bag sporting event he can just tuck all his worldly goods in his feet to get through security, but that's not a long-term solution and here everyone is going to be able to see his foot sweat slowly fogging up the windows. ## Joyce Bonilla ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9761844ep-1531719937.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9761844ep) Joyce Bonilla and Jessica Simpson Los Angeles Beautycon Festival, Day 1, USA - 14 Jul 2018 We saw J Simp already this morning, but Joyce is the makup artist with whom she's seling brushes, and it seemed important that you know her hair and cosmetics ALSO look questionable at this event... and WHAT IS THAT HARNESS she has on her body? It's like a jacket that fell into an acid vat. [Kim Is Not The Worst-Dressed Person At Beautycon... Just kidding, she actually is.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/07/shutterstock_9762395t-1531720023.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-rest-of-beautycon-is-as-usual-nutty-07-2018/)