
I can kind of see this as a perfomance costume, but I am basically never going to sign off on a Sparkly Loincloth Dress on the red carpet. This feels like someone decided at the VERY LAST minute to try to pretend it was a dress. It is not.

This is just...not good. She looks like she's starring in Mad Max as re-imagined by a Vegas revue.

I seriously think I own that top! Mine is a bra I got at Target. To be honest, if she'd worn this with an actual well-fitted blazer and not that bonkers plastic and lace bomber, I think I would have been into it, though.

I actually kinda think this works on her. And I saw that knowing that it's a spangly bra and oversized pleated khakis. Did I just wear myself down with the other two women?
