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# Before Fug Cheats
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/beforefugcheats_100410-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-04T10:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2010-10-03T22:55:10.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: performances, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27, Carrie Underwood

I remember when Alicia Keys was doing things like this in 2004\. And then I remembered that Carrie Underwood herself has been doing it for years as well.  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/10/95041_45670pcn_carrie01.jpg "95041_45670PCN_Carrie01.jpg")

\[Photos: [PacificCoastNewsOnline.com](https://www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\]Apparently she is stuck in a rut the size of the Civil War battlefield on which that coat's forefathers were last seen. I'm also hypnotized by whether those are pants and sandals, or -- what I suspect is the case -- gladiator-leather shin-guards pulled up over capri pants. Regardless, the way they bump right up against the top of her coat's mouth is super unflattering, and I suspect that somebody should visit the apartment she's built in Ruttysberg and install a few mirrors.Although, if somebody did that, we might've been deprived of this marvel:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/10/95041_45670PCN_Carrie05.jpg "**EXCLUSIVE** Carrie Underwood rocks the Hollywood Bowl with a near two hour long sold-out concert")

I hope Peaches 'n Cream Barbie gets royalty checks, because [this is the second time in a short span of days that we've been inspired to name-check her](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2010/09/fug%5For%5Ffab%5Fleona%5Flewis0930.html). But where Leona Lewis's version was Pirateopia's entry into Miss Universe, this one makes me think of nothing so much as an elephant with a very unpleasant cold.