Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards
There is A LOT going on here, but first and foremost: That is a very cute dog and I want to nuzzle him.
Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards
Having said that, this outfit is not THAT terrible. It feels kind of dated -- I think I could say that this snap dates from 2009 and you'd believe me -- but it's not, like, AGGRESSIVELY HEINOUS.
Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards
Like, this is a totally reasonable thing for a young woman to wear to a teen-oriented awards show. I don't actively like it, exactly, but it's not technically wrong.
Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards
This might be closer to being technically wrong. This is Bella's alleged boyfriend. He's a musician and apparently a glitter sneaker enthusiast.
Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards
You know what they say about gla couple that coordinates hair colors: They're 74% more likely to also coordinate their sunglasses/facial glitter configurations.
And Then This Happened.
I...don't...know what's happening here. Like, at all. Kids today.