Bella Thorne v. Charli XCX

Charli XCX v. Bella Thorne

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Charli XCX arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

At first glance, this seems short but not insane. HOWEVER...

Charli XCX v. Bella Thorne

...whoops! There's something extra amusing to me, I have to admit, that she's wearing the PRIMMEST little pumps with this.

Charli XCX v. Bella Thorne

This is at Coachella and there are a LOT of messages happening here: Peace, Love, Smiley Face, a variety of highways...

Charli XCX v. Bella Thorne

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 22: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Charli XCX attends The BRIT Awards 2017 at The O2 Arena on February 22, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)

This just looks like a curtain from the 80s that got all scrunched up in the back of the closet and then thrown onto her body.

Charli XCX v. Bella Thorne

This reminds me of something that I would have admired in the window of a Melrose clothing store in 1999 before heading out to a matinee of the live-action Josie and the Pussycats

Charli XCX v. Bella Thorne

52237610 Celebrities at the 2016 American Music Awards held at the Microsoft Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California on November 20, 2016. Celebrities at the 2016 American Music Awards held at the Microsoft Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California on November 20, 2016. Pictured: Bella Thorne, Dani Thorne FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

Yeah, yeah. We get it. You abs day is brutal.

Charli XCX v. Bella Thorne

52253107 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women in Music 2016 event on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women in Music 2016 event on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Pictured: Charli XCX FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I think part of Charli's overall sense of glee here stems from the fact that she is wearing these shoes and not falling onto her face.

Charli XCX v. Bella Thorne

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It's not a Fug Madness fight if someone doesn't wear a formal sheer gown sans undies.

Charli XCX v. Bella Thorne

But Charli IS the only contender who has worn, publicly, a dress that's inspired by a novelty apron.

Charli XCX v. Bella Thorne

BIG FINISH!