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# Bella Thorne Very Nearly Has a Glam Venice
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bella-thorne-very-nearly-has-a-glam-venice-09-2019/
- Published: 2019-09-03T19:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2019-09-03T06:26:00.000Z
- Description: By the sheerest of, er, margins.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Philosophy, Venice Film Festival, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

That headline is not entirely fair; this *is* a glamorous custom gown, and she's come a long way from the year she won Fug Madness. She seems happy, and her tongue is inside her mouth, and her outfit is not held on by laces. But I do wish it had committed a bit more assertively to itself.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/09/wenn36931744-1567475269.jpg "76th Venice Film Festival - The Joker - Premiere")

From the side, it's so loosely draped on her chest, and even more loosely lined. Which is to say, not at all. There's no real reason I can see to have left this so flimsy -- the top is taken care of; just keep the party going, y'all -- unless she has some kind of underwear endorsement deal.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/09/wenn36931746-1567475282.jpg "76th Venice Film Festival - The Joker - Premiere")

Imagine if we *couldn't* see all the way through to her prime meridian. It's so much better! Your crack is not an accessory! If that makes me an old crabby husk of a person, well, we already knew that was the case; pass the Centrum Silver.

###### \[Photos: WENN\]