Ben
I mean, this photo IS funny to me, but I'm not sure it's intentional. He looks like he's posing for a photo in a catalog that sells various hair tonics.
I admit to being very intrigued by Ana's floaty shirtigan. I can't tell if it has sleeves, or if it's just a MASSIVE scarf-blanket situation that she's draping around herself.
One thing I learned in the Gwyneth slideshow is that Ben really, really likes to get all up in his lady's ears. I am concerned he is trying to suck a bug out of this one.
"What do you MEAN none of your other boyfriends have orally extracted your earwax for you???? Is that not usual?"
And now he's sad he can't drown his sorrows in a Dunkin' iced drink.
That is not the belt I would have chosen. (Then again, it's not the bodysuit I would have chosen, either, as my tastes run as fast as they can away from bodysuits, for comfort and logistical reasons.)
I mean, maybe he didn't say anything funny at all. Maybe she's experiencing appendix pain?
And he's like, "Your appendix can't BURST in the middle of our regularly scheduled pap walk; can you just grit your teeth?"
And then she was like, "I will grit my teeth RIGHT on your arm." Yeah, that seems more likely.
Paris Hilton
Well, I like her face mask. And her shoes? I appreciate any and all attempts to make it Pandemic, But FASHION, I guess.
Zosia Mamet
Meanwhile, in New York, Zosia is totally in her cups for Gucci, and that sundress is delightful.
Bella Hadid
And those pants were basically built to get a headline. Sorry, Bella! Didn't work out for you here.