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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10667551o) Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas go for a motorcycle ride in Venice during quarantine Ben Affleck and Ana De Armas out and about, Los Angeles, California, USA - 02 Jun 2020

"I need a foooooool rider. A fooooool rider."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10667551n) Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas go for a motorcycle ride in Venice during quarantine Ben Affleck and Ana De Armas out and about, Los Angeles, California, USA - 02 Jun 2020

I love them walking outside with their helmets already on and fastened, like they're Daft Punk.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10667551m) Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas go for a motorcycle ride in Venice during quarantine Ben Affleck and Ana De Armas out and about, Los Angeles, California, USA - 02 Jun 2020

But I think my VERY favorite was the gifted Louis Vuitton getting pride of place for these photographs. I feel like -- and please correct me, Cool Riders, for I am admittedly not one -- the practical answer is to stuff money and IDs inside a zip pocket on the jacket. Wouldn't the purse end up thwacking her on the butt the whole time? They didn't cover that in Grease 2, though -- there was too much bowling, and singing about reproduction, and false-pretense air-raid shelter seduction. Come to think of it, I hope this is the only part of that move they ARE emulating. ... No, actually, I want them to do "Reproduction" on Instagram Live. Affleck could really hit it with, "Where does the pollen GO?"

Hey, It's B-fleck on a Bike
With Ana on the back.

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