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# Ben Platt Goes Khaki
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ben-platt-goes-khaki-07-2023/
- Published: 2023-07-11T17:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2023-07-11T05:05:58.000Z
- Description: And then brown.
- Author: H and J
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24

I just spent far more time that I probably should have taken out of my one wild and precious life staring at Ben Platt's thighs here, before concluding that he's working some kind of slightly darker half-chap effect on an otherwise bog-stand pair of khakis. (Albeit it surely pricy ones.) Friends, get ready for a sentence I never thought I'd write and may never write again: I wish Ben Platt had just gone Full Chaps. And I accidentally originally wrote "Full Chaos," which....look, might as well cross your fingers for that, too.

I don't know that this exactly qualifies:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/07/GettyImages-1521282214-1689051695.jpg ""Theater Camp" Premiere - Red Carpet")

But it is weirdly proportioned and doing strange things to his crotch. That's his husband Noah behind him, and Noah's pants ALSO seem to be... crotchily inclined. I did not have Stare at Crotches For Way Too Long on my to-do list for today, and yet here we are.

###### (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)