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# Benjamin Button Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/benjamin-button-premiere/
- Published: 2020-12-11T14:45:09.000Z
- Updated: 2020-12-10T08:43:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

## Angelina and Brad

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826334ci-1607573565.jpg)

Angelina looks... exactly as I always imagine her: Fine, mildly glamorous, mostly underdone.

## Cate Blanchett in McQueen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826332ao-1607573515.jpg)

I really like the sequins on Cate's dress, but the flesh-tone body stocking underneath it is harshing my buzz. It looks like she put both legs through one half of the Spanx.

## J.Lo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826332q-1607573557.jpg)

J.Lo is at least a more INTERESTING dresser now.

## Taraji P. Henson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826332be-1607573523.jpg)

This is pretty solid. Basic with an edge.

## Julia Ormond

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826332bl-1607573532.jpg)

"Wait, what does 'hoik' mean?"

## Karl Urban

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826332bq-1607573540.jpg)

I just read that he and Katee Sackhoff dated for four years recently, and that is one GOOD couple. He is dreamy. He'd be good on Grey's Anatomy. (YES I am rewatching that.)

## Eva Longoria

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826332h-1607573548.jpg)

It's almost mean to everyone at this premiere that they had to pose with either Cate or Brad looming behind them. Anyway. As satin dresses go, at least this has a little neck flourish?

## Sharon Stone

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826348f-1607573575.jpg)

She seems to be teetering on those platforms, and her blazer is teetering on her boobs.

## Mahershala Ali

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826348j-1607573583.jpg)

HELLO SIR.

## Tilda Swinton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826353ac-1607573610.jpg)

It's unusual for a dress with a shot of orange in it to look dingy, but here we are. It's like dish water with an undissolved drizzle of Dawn in it.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826351fm-1607573591.jpg)

I want to watch this movie, or this show, or whatever production we can make out of it.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/12/shutterstock_editorial_826351ge-1607573599.jpg)

I would ALSO watch this movie, or show, but I think it would be more of a psychological thriller than a rom-com and... yep, nothing wrong with that.

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