Angelina and Brad
Angelina looks... exactly as I always imagine her: Fine, mildly glamorous, mostly underdone.
Cate Blanchett in McQueen
I really like the sequins on Cate's dress, but the flesh-tone body stocking underneath it is harshing my buzz. It looks like she put both legs through one half of the Spanx.
J.Lo
J.Lo is at least a more INTERESTING dresser now.
Taraji P. Henson
This is pretty solid. Basic with an edge.
Julia Ormond
"Wait, what does 'hoik' mean?"
Karl Urban
I just read that he and Katee Sackhoff dated for four years recently, and that is one GOOD couple. He is dreamy. He'd be good on Grey's Anatomy. (YES I am rewatching that.)
Eva Longoria
It's almost mean to everyone at this premiere that they had to pose with either Cate or Brad looming behind them. Anyway. As satin dresses go, at least this has a little neck flourish?
Sharon Stone
She seems to be teetering on those platforms, and her blazer is teetering on her boobs.
Mahershala Ali
HELLO SIR.
Tilda Swinton
It's unusual for a dress with a shot of orange in it to look dingy, but here we are. It's like dish water with an undissolved drizzle of Dawn in it.
I want to watch this movie, or this show, or whatever production we can make out of it.
I would ALSO watch this movie, or show, but I think it would be more of a psychological thriller than a rom-com and... yep, nothing wrong with that.