Zazie Beetz

The skirt is so much more... well, I was going to say INTERESTING than the top, but "effective" is better. Because that top IS interesting, in a head-scratching way. Not that she can find her fingers in it to scratch said head.

Zazie Beetz, Sam Rockwell and Haley Lu Richardson

These three are promoting Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die. Sam's pants seem terrible?!? Haley looks kind of like she was one of the cater-waiters and they pulled her in for fun.

Haley Lu Richardson and Zazie Beetz

I don't know what about the energy of this group made them all go haywire, but first we had the Tyra Banks booty tooch...

Michael Peña and Sam Rockwell

... and then these two got into the rump shaking action...

... and then Haley, I guess, decided to answer people's concerns about whether those are booty shorts. Apparently there were also high martial arts kicks by the group? Reporters apparently said it was the most fun photocall they've ever had, and then the director said they were "impossible to wrangle" like this every day on set -- which he said was a good thing but I wonder if he just got home and slipped into a coma every night to recover.

Zazie Beetz and Haley Lu Richardson

Zazie's dress feels a LITTLE bit like someone was listening to Folklore and Evermore while doing a flower-pressing class, and then things spiraled. Haley's is a shaggy mess, but that seems on-brand (I enjoy her energy and her work, but she might also agree that "shaggy mess" can occasionally be accurate).

Dua Lipa (in Chanel), Callum Turner

Someone at Chanel is sniffing nail polish remover again.

I truly cannot imagine going to an event with my whole butt about to make contact with the seat.

Charli XCX

This is basically a variation on a toga. Those insanely pointy shoes KILL ME (derogatory). And could also kill me with a well-timed stab.

Charli XCX in Lou de Bètoly

And then THAT shoe doesn't REMOTELY fit right? Or maybe she's randomly... slipping her foot out of it in this moment? I didn't think anything could distract me from the soggy Morticia Addams cobwebs she's wearing, but here we are.

Pamela Anderson in Carolina Herrera

We've been begging her to wear more color! This feels like something frozen you would drink by the pool on a hot day and I love it on her.

Pamela Anderson

Perfect. Rich, mysterious, aloof. No notes.

Este Haim

This is cute enough! Sometimes a Haim in isolation does better than a Haim in a pack.

Sandra Hüller

I assume this is Chanel. She looks like the mother of a clown who is competing in the comedy Olympics. (Or the horror Olympics, depending on your feelings about clowns.)

Sandra Hüller

Underwhelming. (Also presumably Chanel.)

Bill Pullman

Bill Pullman is not messing with having a stylist. But Bill Pullman MIGHT want to indulge himself when Spaceballs 2 comes out. Let Lone Star have some flashy threads.

Bella Ramsey

This is all polished and edgy RIGHT up until their feet are suddenly cartoonishly large.

The jacket is also fun. The shoes are still MASSIVE, right? Or is it just the camera angle somehow? I don't think Bella has disproportionately large feet, so it has to be some sort of shoe derangement syndrome.

Michelle Yeoh in Armani

Michelle got an honorary award on opening night, and looked lovely and elegant while doing it.

Michelle Yeoh

These croc pants are WACKY and I don't mean that in a great way. The sparkles sewn into the pattern... I don't get it. They look like she ordered them from Shein, which is not great considering they probably cost 800 times that.

Michelle Yeoh

This is oddly messy for Armani?

Neil Patrick Harris

He's teaching Les Miserables in his film class today.

Folks Got Frisky in Berlin

Not Michelle Yeoh, though, as far as I know.