Timothee Chalamet in Chasing Hearts

I like him in pink, but like... again, you are at a formal event. Is this meant to be the equivalent of a Gap tee with a long skirt? Is he being Sharon Stone right now? Except there's no way this costs as little as a Gap tee, so there's not even high-low good sense happening here.

He did wear a hoodie for much of the time, at least. But he missed Barbie by a year or so, and his pants are falling down, and just... is there a sense of occasion at play here? IS THERE?

The back of the hoodie is nice. Imagine if they'd made this a suit! Even a suit made out of sweatpants material.

Whatever he's doing, whoever he's being or cosplaying, he's enjoying the hell out of it.

Here, he's in a retro Columbus Crew jacket that USA Today pointed out is almost as old as he is. (Timothee is a big soccer fan.) He's also got the Kendrick Lamar flared jeans going on, and of course a scarf, because he's ALSO really feeling Debra Messing from Smash.

Jessica Chastain in Gucci

This is nice, but kind of... boobularly funky?

I LOVE this, though. The spring green rocks on her, and the whole look is pristine.

Rebecca Hall

When you give a time-traveling flapper your Platinum card.

Rose Byrne, Mary Bronstein (director)

Rose's latest,If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, is also Conan O'Brien's dramatic acting debut. Well, it's a comedy-drama, and he's acted before and played versions of HIMSELF before, but word out of Sundance is that this is a departure from all of it. I am VERY curious. Both these ladies look great. Rose wears that color very well.

Leonie Benesch

She and Emma Stone could play twin assassins right now. I actually like this? The glove-sleeves DO seem convenient for crime.

Marion Cotillard

She usually wears Chanel, so I assume that's what this is? I didn't realize they'd diversified into origami, although it looks like someone fished these attempts out of the trash.

Marion Cotillard

I do like this, though. The C3PO legs are sassy.

Robert Pattinson

He looks like a 3D-printed assassin.

Naomi Ackie

This is neat. I will, always and forever, pass on the thong sandals.

Toni Collette

I cannot deal with the invisible lips -- this choice makes them look chapped -- but the caftan is a hoot.

Essie Davis

The glorious Essie! That red velvet is lush.

Rupert Friend

Pinstripes and monkstraps are both high on my list. This is nice but perhaps a hair big?

Rupert Friend

He's selling that turtleneck.

Steven Yeun

"Pinstripes and turtlenecks, you say? How about TOGETHER?"

Jacob Elordi

He heard Timothee cut his hair and SPRINTED into that void.

Fan Bingbing

I can't help imagining this in a color. Ice blue?

SWINTON

Both her hair AND her dress are like a ruffle explosion.

SWINTON

Oh my God, we went from Toni's missing lips to Swinton's missing everything. She's JUST eyes. (And funky pants, but the rest of it can go, please.)

SWINTON

She is pledging allegiance to punking up her hair, which I agree with; if she's going to wear a bunch of banal stuff, tease it up.

SWINTON

"I pray that you don't mind learning that these are palazzo pants."

Is Timothee Chalamet Just Doing Performance Art Now?

Otherwise... why?