> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Best and Worst of the Oscars - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/best-and-worst-of-the-oscars/ - Published: 2011-03-04T19:00:16.000Z - Updated: 2015-02-26T01:04:48.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27 ## Amanda Seyfried ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/amanda-seyfried-109495514-419x6291.jpg) I blame Phillipe. ## Amy Adams ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/amyadams109478893-419x662.jpg) Pretty! Although the necklace might not work? You decide. ## Anika Noni Rose ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/anikanonirosespl253123_021-419x6521.jpg) She's good on The Good Wife. ## Anna Kendrick ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annakendrickspl253123_024-419x6511.jpg) Does she have any movies coming out soon? Seriously. Other than Twilight: The Consummation, of course. ## Anna Paquin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annapaquin109483048-419x6281.jpg) Speaking of vampires.... ## Anne Hathaway in Lanvin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annehathaway109481678-419x628.jpg) Does this even count? You be the judge. All I know is, when I think of Eponine, I totally think of girl tuxes and sparkly heels. Can we all just agree that this segment was random? Thank you. ## Anne Hathaway in Givenchy ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annehathaway109486596-419x622.jpg) "FRANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCO!" ## Anna Hathaway in Valentino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Anne-Hathaway-Exhibit-A1.jpg) Comfy built-in cushion! ## Anne Hathway in Vivienne Westwood ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annehathawayIMG_2253-419x560.jpg) I just like the awkward quality of this photo. ## Anne Hathway in Oscar de le Renta ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annehathawayIMG_2259-419x312.jpg) TWIST! ## Anne Hathway in Armani Prive ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annehathawayIMG_2265-419x560.jpg) Shiny! (Eventually, I'm going to just devolve into one word exclamations.) ## Anne Hathaway in Tom Ford ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annehathawayIMG_2272-419x312.jpg) "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" ## Anne Hathaway Versace ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annehathawayspl253123_030-419x6161.jpg) Well. No complaints with this one. ## Annette Bening ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/annettebening109493447-419x6281.jpg) Note Beatty lurking in the background. He amuses. ## Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Ashley-Tisdale-Vanessa-Hudgens109490294-419x6141.jpg) This is totally the Facebook photo for at least two-thirds of these people. ## Brookyln Decker ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/brooklyn-decker109500874-419x6291.jpg) BOOBS. ## Bryce Dallas Howard ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109499462-419x579-bdh.jpg) I don't even know any more. ## Cameron Diaz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/camerondiaz109489706-419x629.jpg) Sigh. ## Cate Blanchett ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Cate-Blanchett-109478335-419x628.jpg) I still love this. ## Celine Dion ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109486884-419x625-celine-dion.jpg) Insert a joke about people's hearts going on here. ## Charlize Theron ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Charlize-Theron-109691486-419x6291.jpg) "Why, HELLO." ## Claire Danes ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Claire-Danes-109482108-419x624.jpg) Also seen on the all the chicest doctors' examination tables. ## Cody Horn ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109480623-419x629-cody-horn.jpg) Who is she, again? ## Daphne Zuniga ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109490695-419x628-daphne-zuniga.jpg) Eat your heart out, Amanda Woodward. ## Dianna Agron ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109496975-419x629-dianna-agron.jpg) Whatever. ## Elizabeth Banks ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/elizabethbanks109492339-419x6291.jpg) Shiny! Wait. I already said that. Well. Whatever, AGAIN. ## Emma Roberts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/emmaroberts109490906-419x6161.jpg) I don't like her for Katniss, but I like her in this. ## Emma Stone ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/emmastonewenn3229662-419x718.jpg) Her dress has a ponytail. I wish her hair did. ## Eva Mendes ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/evamendes109496003-419x6301.jpg) Her hair is great, though. ## Florence Welch red carpet ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109477448-419x629-fLO-w.jpg) I can smell the must on this thing. Sorry, Flo. I'm about to be nicer to you, though: ## Florence Welch performance ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Florence-Welch-109483434-419x547.jpg) This is gorgeous! (See?) ## Florence Welch III ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Florence-Welch-1094845782-419x628.jpg) And this is....moldy? Let's just quit while we're ahead. ## Gabrielle Union ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109498009-419x629-gabunion.jpg) PRETTY. ## Garcelle Beauvais ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/garcellebeauvaisspl253104_045-419x5901.jpg) Also pretty. Although not earth-quaking. ## Ginnifer Goodwin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/ginnifergoodwin1.jpg) Hmm. No comment. ## GOOP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/gwynethpaltrow109493260-419x625.jpg) The entire show, I thought the hoodle on her hip was a hole. That's also a little known book by Dr Seuss. ## Hailee Steinfeld ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Hailee-Steinfeld-Oscars-109477517-419x615.jpg) She is the best thing to have come out of awards season in years. ## Halle Berry ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109478854-419x628-halle-berry.jpg) At least she'll always have her face. ## Hayden Pantywaist ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109484812-419x628-hayden-p.jpg) Does someone have a new stylist? ## HBC ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/helenabonhamcarter_109481423-419x645.jpg) I want her to be my crazy rich aunt. ## Heidi and Seal ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109491252-419x621-heidi-K.jpg) I love these two, no matter what they're wearing. ## Helen Mirren ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/helenmirren109487049-419x629.jpg) Speaking of people I love.... ## Hilary Swank ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Hilary-Swank-109487335-419x6281.jpg) Let's all think about how she used to be in love with Steve Sanders. ## Jena Malone and Abbie Cornish ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109500099-419x630-jena-malone-abbie-cornish.jpg) Somebody cast these two in a buddy com -- wait, don't. I don't care. ## Jennifer Lawrence ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Jennifer-Lawrence1.jpg) I've decided I'm all about this now. ## Jessica Biel ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/jessicabiel109492369-419x629.jpg) Honey, just break up with him. Take back the night. ## Jessica Szohr ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/jessicaszohr109494218-419x6531.jpg) Hey, it's VANESSA from BROOKLYN, as I learned from her Sobe ads in which she is apparently not allowed to say the words "Gossip Girl." ## Jennifer Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/wenn5615727-419x628-j-hud.jpg) It's nice to see her happy after a really horrifying couple of years, right? ## Joan Motherf'ing Collins ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/joancollins109483337-419x6281.jpg) NEED I SAY MORE? ## Julia Ormond ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109491493-419x627-julia-ormond.jpg) Maybe Julia Ormond IS just an Xtina-megafan. ## Juliette Lewis ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Juliette-Lewis-109491594-419x6291.jpg) It's like sometimes she just wants to remind us how hot she is underneath all the wackitude. ## Kate Beckinsale ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109499764-419x590-cody-horn.jpg) This dress is like a super hot oil spill. ## Kathryn Bigelow ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/kathrynbigelow1.jpg) Oh honey. No. ## Lea Michele ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109494839-419x630-lea-michele.jpg) Someone in the comments noted that she looks like a formal Nav'i. To which I say: WELL PLAYED. I wish I'd thought of that. ## Leslie Mann ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/lesliemann109484433-419x7401.jpg) This is very pretty. ## Lynn Collins ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/lynncollins109499684-419x6291.jpg) Lynn Collins is really trying to make Lynn Collins happen. ## Madonna ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Madonna-Ocsars-109494687-419x630.jpg) HELL TO THE WTF. ## Mandy Moore Red Carpet ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/moore109478550-419x654.jpg) Maybe she could have gone on stage and relieved Anne for a spell. ## Mandy Moore performance ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/mandymoore109483181-419x545.jpg) She's lovely; he's SO TAN. ## Marisa Tomei Red Carpet ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Marisa-Tomei-109489232-419x642.jpg) This is...awkward. ## Marisa Tomei after-parties ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109495831-419x638-tomei.jpg) This is delicious. ## Melissa Leo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/melissaleo109476990-419x673.jpg) SHE is wacky. But what of the dress? ## Mia Wasikowska ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109495038-419x630-mia-w.jpg) ...I dunno. ## Michelle Rodriguez ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/michellerodriguezspl253144_002-419x726.jpg) I DON'T THINK SO. ## Michelle Williams ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109481679-419x629-michelle-williams.jpg) Sigh. Remember how she was talking to Seacrest and she had an ACCENT all of a sudden? That was fun. ## Mila Kunis ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Mila-Kunis-109479574-419x652.jpg) Am I so tired right now that I kind of have no idea what I'm saying to you guys right now? YES. Is this pretty? ALSO YES. ## Naomi Watts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/NAOMIWATTS109492321-419x629.jpg) Just don't. ## Natalie Portman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/natalieportman109480148-419x554.jpg) Just DO. Where is my coffee? Is it Friday yet? Where am I? ## Nicole Kidman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/nicolekidman109479063-419x629.jpg) Nicole Kidman is also tired, because of how she has two little tiny kids, but probably not TOO tired because of how she's a bazillionaire. ## Odette Yustman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/odetteyustman109490448-419x6231.jpg) This is very pretty. I'd have more to say about her but I gave up on Brothers and Sisters as soon as she appeared, in part because: BORING. ## PAZ ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109499431-419x662-Paz.jpg) She is a treasure. ## Penelope Cruz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/penelopecruz1.jpg) Nice arm-candy, too. ## Rashida Jones ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/rashidajones109487377-419x5511.jpg) The betrayal of the neck ruffle. ## Reese Witherspoon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/reesewitherspoon109490332-419x628.jpg) Perky! ## Rita Wilson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/ritawilson109499428-419x6291.jpg) Also, she's funny on The Good Wife. Wow, The Good Wife has a lot of top-notch guest stars. ## Rosario Dawson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109496099-419x6291.jpg) CAFTANS. ## Sandy Bullock ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/sandrabullock109632177-419x6091.jpg) She is awesome. ## ScarJo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/scarlettjohansson109478641-419x598.jpg) Can't wait for her Hot Romance with Jeremy Renner to hit the front of Us Weekly. It will. Just wait. Yes, I realize this has nothing to do with her outfit. ## Selena Gomez with some dude ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/selenagomez_justinbieberspl253402_0261-419x5861.jpg) Suddenly, I feel like I have a fever. Hmm. I think there's a name for that? ## Selita Ebanks ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/selitaebanks_spl252873_031-419x6341.jpg) Where better to do the Broken Down Doll than the Vanity Fair on deck circle? ## Serena Williams ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/serenawilliamswenn5616352-419x6281.jpg) Seriously. Please feel better. ## Serena Williams Part II: The Return ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/serenawilliams109494782-419x6521.jpg) And THEN she had a pulmonary embolism, the NEXT DAY. STAY ALIVE SERENA. ## Sharon Stone ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/sharonstonewenn5615769-419x628.jpg) Hello, LOVER. ## Sofia Vergara ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/sofiavergara109497450-419x6301.jpg) As I type this, Sofia Vergara is talking to me on the TV. She's funny. And pretty. I wish this were a better choice. ## Sunrise Coigney ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/sunrisecoigney109489854-419x6291.jpg) Our new favorite. ## Tamera Mellon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Tamera-Mellon-109500442-419x6291.jpg) I think I read about this in a book about Stonehenge. ## Taylor Swift ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Taylor-Swift-Oscars-109491211-419x6041.jpg) SNORE. I mean, pretty. But still snore. ## Vera Farmiga ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109496723-419x630-vera-farmiga.jpg) Insert comment about ORPHAN here. In the comments about this dress, originally, someone noted that ORPHAN is not a very good movie. I'd like to officially note that it REALLY isn't. But also it is. ## Zoe-Saldana ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Zoe-Saldana1.jpg) Somehow, she's pulling this off. ## Zooey Deschanel ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/109492112-419x630-zooey-d.jpg) At last, our journey has come to a close. Please go vote! [Best and Worst of the OscarsAre you ready to review A LOT OF DRESSES in order to make this VERY IMPORTANT vote? I hope you had some protein with your breakfast this morning. With no further ado, let's DO THIS. \[poll id="1461"\] \[poll id="1471"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/amanda-seyfried-109495514-419x6291.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/best-and-worst-of-the-oscars-03-2011/)