Amanda Seyfried
I blame Phillipe.
Amy Adams
Pretty! Although the necklace might not work? You decide.
Anika Noni Rose
She's good on The Good Wife.
Anna Kendrick
Does she have any movies coming out soon? Seriously. Other than Twilight: The Consummation, of course.
Anna Paquin
Speaking of vampires....
Anne Hathaway in Lanvin
Does this even count? You be the judge. All I know is, when I think of Eponine, I totally think of girl tuxes and sparkly heels. Can we all just agree that this segment was random? Thank you.
Anne Hathaway in Givenchy
"FRANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCO!"
Anna Hathaway in Valentino
Comfy built-in cushion!
Anne Hathway in Vivienne Westwood
Anne Hathway in Oscar de le Renta
TWIST!
Anne Hathway in Armani Prive
Shiny! (Eventually, I'm going to just devolve into one word exclamations.)
Anne Hathaway in Tom Ford
"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
Anne Hathaway Versace
Well. No complaints with this one.
Annette Bening
Note Beatty lurking in the background. He amuses.
Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens
This is totally the Facebook photo for at least two-thirds of these people.
Brookyln Decker
Bryce Dallas Howard
I don't even know any more.
Cameron Diaz
Cate Blanchett
Celine Dion
Insert a joke about people's hearts going on here.
Charlize Theron
"Why, HELLO."
Claire Danes
Also seen on the all the chicest doctors' examination tables.
Cody Horn
Who is she, again?
Daphne Zuniga
Eat your heart out, Amanda Woodward.
Dianna Agron
Whatever.
Elizabeth Banks
Shiny! Wait. I already said that. Well. Whatever, AGAIN.
Emma Roberts
I don't like her for Katniss, but I like her in this.
Emma Stone
Her dress has a ponytail. I wish her hair did.
Eva Mendes
Her hair is great, though.
Florence Welch red carpet
I can smell the must on this thing. Sorry, Flo. I'm about to be nicer to you, though:
Florence Welch performance
This is gorgeous! (See?)
Florence Welch III
And this is....moldy? Let's just quit while we're ahead.
Gabrielle Union
PRETTY.
Garcelle Beauvais
Also pretty. Although not earth-quaking.
Ginnifer Goodwin
Hmm. No comment.
GOOP
The entire show, I thought the hoodle on her hip was a hole. That's also a little known book by Dr Seuss.
Hailee Steinfeld
She is the best thing to have come out of awards season in years.
Halle Berry
At least she'll always have her face.
Hayden Pantywaist
Does someone have a new stylist?
HBC
I want her to be my crazy rich aunt.
Heidi and Seal
I love these two, no matter what they're wearing.
Helen Mirren
Speaking of people I love....
Hilary Swank
Let's all think about how she used to be in love with Steve Sanders.
Jena Malone and Abbie Cornish
Somebody cast these two in a buddy com -- wait, don't. I don't care.
Jennifer Lawrence
I've decided I'm all about this now.
Jessica Biel
Honey, just break up with him. Take back the night.
Jessica Szohr
Hey, it's VANESSA from BROOKLYN, as I learned from her Sobe ads in which she is apparently not allowed to say the words "Gossip Girl."
Jennifer Hudson
It's nice to see her happy after a really horrifying couple of years, right?
Joan Motherf'ing Collins
NEED I SAY MORE?
Julia Ormond
Maybe Julia Ormond IS just an Xtina-megafan.
Juliette Lewis
It's like sometimes she just wants to remind us how hot she is underneath all the wackitude.
Kate Beckinsale
This dress is like a super hot oil spill.
Kathryn Bigelow
Oh honey. No.
Lea Michele
Someone in the comments noted that she looks like a formal Nav'i. To which I say: WELL PLAYED. I wish I'd thought of that.
Leslie Mann
This is very pretty.
Lynn Collins
Lynn Collins is really trying to make Lynn Collins happen.
Madonna
HELL TO THE WTF.
Mandy Moore Red Carpet
Maybe she could have gone on stage and relieved Anne for a spell.
Mandy Moore performance
She's lovely; he's SO TAN.
Marisa Tomei Red Carpet
This is...awkward.
Marisa Tomei after-parties
This is delicious.
Melissa Leo
SHE is wacky. But what of the dress?
Mia Wasikowska
...I dunno.
Michelle Rodriguez
I DON'T THINK SO.
Michelle Williams
Sigh. Remember how she was talking to Seacrest and she had an ACCENT all of a sudden? That was fun.
Mila Kunis
Am I so tired right now that I kind of have no idea what I'm saying to you guys right now? YES. Is this pretty? ALSO YES.
Naomi Watts
Just don't.
Natalie Portman
Just DO. Where is my coffee? Is it Friday yet? Where am I?
Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidman is also tired, because of how she has two little tiny kids, but probably not TOO tired because of how she's a bazillionaire.
Odette Yustman
This is very pretty. I'd have more to say about her but I gave up on Brothers and Sisters as soon as she appeared, in part because: BORING.
PAZ
She is a treasure.
Penelope Cruz
Nice arm-candy, too.
Rashida Jones
The betrayal of the neck ruffle.
Reese Witherspoon
Perky!
Rita Wilson
Also, she's funny on The Good Wife. Wow, The Good Wife has a lot of top-notch guest stars.
Rosario Dawson
CAFTANS.
Sandy Bullock
She is awesome.
ScarJo
Can't wait for her Hot Romance with Jeremy Renner to hit the front of Us Weekly. It will. Just wait. Yes, I realize this has nothing to do with her outfit.
Selena Gomez with some dude
Suddenly, I feel like I have a fever. Hmm. I think there's a name for that?
Selita Ebanks
Where better to do the Broken Down Doll than the Vanity Fair on deck circle?
Serena Williams
Seriously. Please feel better.
Serena Williams Part II: The Return
And THEN she had a pulmonary embolism, the NEXT DAY. STAY ALIVE SERENA.
Sharon Stone
Hello, LOVER.
Sofia Vergara
As I type this, Sofia Vergara is talking to me on the TV. She's funny. And pretty. I wish this were a better choice.
Sunrise Coigney
Our new favorite.
Tamera Mellon
I think I read about this in a book about Stonehenge.
Taylor Swift
SNORE. I mean, pretty. But still snore.
Vera Farmiga
Insert comment about ORPHAN here. In the comments about this dress, originally, someone noted that ORPHAN is not a very good movie. I'd like to officially note that it REALLY isn't. But also it is.
Zoe-Saldana
Somehow, she's pulling this off.
Zooey Deschanel
At last, our journey has come to a close. Please go vote!