Carey Mulligan in Prada

This wants a better lip, but it's SO charming. I love a dot-fest.

Naomie Harris in Miu Miu

That's pretty cute, too. Have I ever liked two Prada/Miu Miu things in a row?

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Givenchy

That's spectacular. The cape/coat is gorgeous, the workmanship on the gown is beautiful... Clare Waight Keller brought out a couple big guns for her big night.

Leomie Anderson

That's just a damn delight.

Erin O'Connor in The Vampire's Wife

The dress underneath the cloak is a little much, but the cape, the model in it, and the ENTIRE aesthetic is a beautiful bit of drama that's a real showpiece for an event like this. Her two-tone hair and killer lipstick are just perfect.

Alek Wek

That giant bow is bonkers, but unlike the froofy dress from the other slideshow, Alek doesn't look overburdened by it, and it's good Fashion Party drama.

Karen Elson

No, you're not crazy; she was in the Worst slideshow as well. But I am enamored of the cape, and I think it makes the dress so much more interesting when at least PART of the underpants are covered.

Eleanor Tomlinson

The fringe makes this interesting but isn't enough to be wacky.

Penelope Cruz in Chanel

I put this in here BEFORE I realized it had a kangaroo pocket in the front. That is... well, listen, mad respect to her if she's keeping keys and a phone in there.

Naomi Watts

This walked the fine line for me, but I put it in here because Naomi is making it look slightly less like a Jessica McClintock knockoff.

Poppy Delevingne in Prada

That is so charming -- like a way cuter and better-made version of what Anne Hathaway wore to collect her Oscar -- and Felicity Jones may wish it had fallen her way.

Riz Ahmed

I am giving him credit for the waist up being cool. Maybe all the kvetching about overly cropped pants has led to this massive overcorrection where they're all super blousy now.

Kate Moss

This probably looked better in motion? I like the hit of sparkles, and it's certainly not overtly bad, so ... you win my lukewarm accolades tonight, Kate.

Lana Del Rey in Gucci

When Gucci gets the High Priestess of a Benevolent Universe look right, it's REALLY right.

Doutzen Kroes

This is pretty sassy; I'm glad she changed, and sad she didn't wear this initially.

Rosamund Pike in Givenchy

You can't tell in this photo, but the turtleneck is actually gold. She looks dramatic and stern and potentially GLORIOSLY evil, like she runs a wizarding fashion school, and I am here for that vibe for her. She was on stage with Meghan Markle and the pics that were on Twitter are so funny to me because Rosamund looks SPECTACULARLY unmoved in them. She's just staring straight ahead with this exact posture.

Noomi Rapace in Givenchy

Her punky vibe is well-served here, for the most part. Or at least served.

Liam Payne

Sure!

Posh (in Victoria Beckham) and Becks

That's going to turn out to be pants underneath the big heavy fabric piece, right? It looks great on her, either way and it's been awhile since we've seen them together. David looks fetching as well.

Uma Thurman in Prada

This was all very acceptable, until I JUST NOW noticed the shoes. WHY.

Cindy Bruna

This may need a bracelet, but honestly, she looks so fabulous that I will give her a NAB Pass.

Rita Ora

I ended the other slideshow with Rita, too, because I wanted to give her credit for the fact that she's trying ot the headband trend so beloved by the DuchCam. It's all very over the top with the jewels and such, but honestly, she's holding her own and that's not easy.

The Best, or the Slightly Less Vexing, of the British Fashion Awards

Starring CAPES.