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# BET Awards Fug Carpet: Rihanna
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bet-awards-fug-carpet-rihanna-06-2015/
- Published: 2015-06-29T15:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2015-06-29T21:59:25.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, BET Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

Rihanna didn't walk the red carpet at the BET Awards yesterday, and judging from her outfit, it's because she was running late from her side gig [as LA's coolest and very likely most successful Century 21 agent](https://blazerdepot.com/c21/goldblazers.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io):

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/06/gettyimages-478936734_master.jpg "GettyImages-478936734_master")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/bet-awards-fug-carpet-rihanna-06-2015/gettyimages-478936734%5Fmaster?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I am pretty sure Rihanna could sell me basically anything, real estate included, as she is VERY NEARLY selling me this outfit and -- objectively -- it is hideous. The color is uninspiring, the fit is not great, the fabric seems like the same one Hot Topic used to make Sexy Going Out Blazers in 1999 (this was a real thing, young people; I had one); and the whole thing is more or less the essence of bland. And yet! She still basically looks good in, like, a global sense.

My favorite bit about this next photo is that she appears to be taking an important phone call (it's just the way she's holding her hand):

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/06/GettyImages-478918148_master.jpg "2015 BET Awards - Show")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/bet-awards-fug-carpet-rihanna-06-2015/2015-bet-awards-show?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Do we have a deal?