> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # BET Awards Fugs, Fabs and Fines: (Almost) Everyone Wearing White - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bet-awards-fugs-fabs-and-fines-almost-everyone-wearing-white/ - Published: 2013-07-01T16:00:16.000Z - Updated: 2013-07-02T16:47:27.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Michelle Williams ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/99881pcn_awards59.xml) I can't tell if that touch of black at her cleavage is an intentional pop of contrast, or her bra. Let's give her the credit, though. ## Estelle ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/99881pcn_awards31.xml) I kind of like this, but I'm also amused by how deeply, deeply unamused Estelle looks here. "Please hurry this up so I can get into the AC," her expression seems to say. ## Ashanti ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/99881pcn_awards13.xml) A lacy vagina window is an improvement [over a vagina sling, am I right](https://gofugyourself.com/fugshanti-2-02-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)? ## Gabrielle Union ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172014584.xml) This is not my favorite thing she's ever worn, but god knows her FACE always looks great. ## Toccara Jones ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/172022879.xml) Toccara! I loved you on ANTM. I just have to say that every time you show up anywhere, is all. ## Angela Simmons ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171998180_10.xml) I sincerely do not get how anyone ever looked at this dress and thought, "YES. BOOB-NOCULARS. I AM GENIUS." ## Mya ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/172002782_10.xml) I feel like we should all be grateful that we haven't seen what's happening underneath that blazer, because I'm scared it's a Scandalous Jumpsuit. A Scandalsuit. (I hope, one day soon, to see Susan Lucci plugging The Scandalsuit on QVC.) ## Beverly Johnson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/172006314_10.xml) She's 61\. I feel safe in saying that she's still got it going on. ## Paula Patton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/172006568_10.xml) Paula, on the other hand, does NOT have it going on. Everything about this ought to be GOING OFF, in the sense that she needs to remove it and also that if I look at it for one more minute, I will go off. This is dowdy and weird. ## Lauren London ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/172012325_10.xml) This outfit is like the sleazy cousin to Paula Patton's Polyester Sister-Wife get-up. ## Brandy ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/172009969_10.xml) This might be more off-white, and I HATE THE SHOES -- they're like the brutalized innards of a pair of zombie figure skates -- but I think she's succeeding where Ashanti failed. Hey, that might be true of their careers, too! ## Janelle Monae ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/172009542_10.xml) Janelle always wears a suit, and I think she might be the winner in this particular line-up. Not something I personally could pull off, but she looks crisp and chic. ## Bobby Brown ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/172012189_10.xml) I cannot read nor can I write the words "Bobby Brown" without hearing them as said by Maya Rudolph as Whitney Houston. ## Chris Tucker ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/99881pcn_awards27.xml) I feel like Chris Tucker is thinking, "is *Us Weekly* gonna put me in a Who Wore It Better? with Bobby Brown?" They might, Chris -- and for my money, you did. [BET Awards Fugs, Fabs and Fines: (Almost) Everyone Wearing WhiteIt was mad crazy hot this weekend, so I totally understand why all these people woke up and said, "hmmmm. What do I have that will prevent me from feeling like I might burst into flames?" \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/99881pcn_awards59.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bet-awards-fugs-fabs-and-fines-almost-everyone-wearing-white-07-2013/)