Michelle Williams
I can't tell if that touch of black at her cleavage is an intentional pop of contrast, or her bra. Let's give her the credit, though.
Estelle
I kind of like this, but I'm also amused by how deeply, deeply unamused Estelle looks here. "Please hurry this up so I can get into the AC," her expression seems to say.
Ashanti
A lacy vagina window is an improvement over a vagina sling, am I right?
Gabrielle Union
This is not my favorite thing she's ever worn, but god knows her FACE always looks great.
Toccara Jones
Toccara! I loved you on ANTM. I just have to say that every time you show up anywhere, is all.
Angela Simmons
I sincerely do not get how anyone ever looked at this dress and thought, "YES. BOOB-NOCULARS. I AM GENIUS."
Mya
I feel like we should all be grateful that we haven't seen what's happening underneath that blazer, because I'm scared it's a Scandalous Jumpsuit. A Scandalsuit. (I hope, one day soon, to see Susan Lucci plugging The Scandalsuit on QVC.)
Beverly Johnson
She's 61. I feel safe in saying that she's still got it going on.
Paula Patton
Paula, on the other hand, does NOT have it going on. Everything about this ought to be GOING OFF, in the sense that she needs to remove it and also that if I look at it for one more minute, I will go off. This is dowdy and weird.
Lauren London
This outfit is like the sleazy cousin to Paula Patton's Polyester Sister-Wife get-up.
Brandy
This might be more off-white, and I HATE THE SHOES -- they're like the brutalized innards of a pair of zombie figure skates -- but I think she's succeeding where Ashanti failed. Hey, that might be true of their careers, too!
Janelle Monae
Janelle always wears a suit, and I think she might be the winner in this particular line-up. Not something I personally could pull off, but she looks crisp and chic.
Bobby Brown
I cannot read nor can I write the words "Bobby Brown" without hearing them as said by Maya Rudolph as Whitney Houston.
Chris Tucker
I feel like Chris Tucker is thinking, "is Us Weekly gonna put me in a Who Wore It Better? with Bobby Brown?" They might, Chris -- and for my money, you did.