Megan Thee Stallion in Gaultier

This starts out very glam, very Signature Gaultier, and then turns into a dressing room curtain -- you know, the ones that don't ever REALLY pull all the way across and so you have to choose between maybe accidentally flashing someone from the left side of it or the right. Or in this case... possibly both sides.

Insert GIF of Whoopi Goldberg from "Ghost" saying, "Megan... YOU IN DANGER, GIRL."

"... Yep, your thigh is still present and accounted for! Should I check for the other one?"

Chloe Bailey in Valentino

This is so NOT Valentino to me, and yet... it is. It looks good on her, no doubt, but I also wish it was 100 percent different. So take that deep, insightful commentary for the two cents it's (maybe) worth.

Issa Rae

So crisp and good!

Eva Marcille in Michael Costello

Whereas this has a real semi-homemade look about it. (Also very interesting to see someone in Michael Costello right now, given THAT whole mess.)

Mereba

Now THAT is a sleeve, Eva.

Crystal Hayslett

Ursula the Sea Witch is my style icon, too.

Connie Orlando in Paco Rabanne

Ooh, she looks so cute.

Sevyn Streeter

This looks like a Vegas revue about mermaids. Wait, what am I saying, Vegas would pay for actual mermaid tails. Reno, maybe.

Ashanti in Julien Macdonald

This is ... basically exactly what I would have imagined.

Watch Jazzy

Jazzy indeed! I like.

Michelle Buteau, Franchesca Ramsey

I like Franchesca's dress a lot, but the eyeliner looks too severe, I think.

Ryan Michelle Bathe

This is too boring for her.

Gabrielle Dennis

But THAT is slinky and great. Ryan, call Gabrielle's people.

Kayykilo

wRODS.

Novi Brown

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry flies first class and Elaine flies coach. "More anything? More EVERYTHING!"

Diamond Platnumz

This appears to be Maasai attire (from Kenya and Tanzania). And I love the plaid. Honestly, he looks awesome, and I learned something, so that's a home run.

Summer Walker

Whereas these are traditional American thigh windows.

MC Lyte

Her head looks amazing. The dress is teetering on the line between '80s Flashback Fab and Leave It In Your Photo Albums.

JT and Yung Miami

"Our magic wands broke."

Lil Uzi and JT

This dude may get the fullest marks for taking masks to an unexpected place.

The Rest of the BETs Were About LEGS and SHEERS

Led by Megan Thee Stallion.