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# BET Well Played Beyonce, with Bonus Kimye
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bet-well-played-beyonce-with-bonus-kimye-07-2012/
- Published: 2012-07-02T20:00:32.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:37:10.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Various Kardashians, Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

SOLANGE: SAVE ME.

BEYONCE: Is this seriously really happening? Seriously? I already need another drink to deal with these two.

JAY-Z: I don't know what Beyonce is complaining about. I am having THE BEST TIME!

KANYE: TONIGHT IS DOPE AND I'D RHYME ABOUT HOW DOPE IT IS EXCEPT HEATHER IS ON VACATION SO JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

KIM: At last! I KNEW if I just hung around long enough, I'd get to meet Beyonce and soon we're going to be best friends! *Keeping Up with the Knowlesdashians* here we come!!

SOLANGE: SAVE BOTH OF US. At least Beyonce looks good:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/147545558.jpg "2012 BET Awards - Show")

She kept holding her skirt to the side like this -- I suspect she realized that the slit was REALLY HIGH, so if she didn't wrangle the heck out of it, she was going to flash everyone, because I think she actually has pulled the back side of the dress into her hands, as well -- and it is kind of weird that one half of the dress is both sleeveless AND legless, but I decided I can live with it. Because the color is so good, she looks so happy, I like when she wears her hair like this, *and* I'm pretty sure she's planning to end the Kardashians pretty soon. Let's not get in her way.