Cameron Diaz in Dior

If that dress credit is right, then holy cats, HOW THE MIGHTY FELL. I love this; it's one of my favorite things Cameron Diaz has ever put on her body.

Lindsay Lohan

And then THIS. How's that for a swerve?

She even sported a fair bit of sideboob. (That's Brian Atwood with her, by the way, as in the shoe designer.)

Amanda Peet

NOT YOU TOO, AMANDA PEET. 

Julianne Moore

NOT YOU TOO, JULIANNE MOORE. I expected more. I expected Moore.

Scarlett Johansson

And she just looks like a Vegas cocktail waitress.

Jessica Simpson

And she is the one writhing on top of the piano and singing a throaty torch song.

Lucy Liu in Zac Posen

Gorgeous and perfectly sweeping for the Met.

Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell

She looks DELIGHTED to be wearing this cockamamie old bag, and he looks like Ted Theodore Logan just yanked him out of the Old West and told him to put on a suit.

Ginnifer Goodwin

This ALMOST feels Old Hollywood femme fatale to me, in a way that I like. I think I wish she'd grow out her hair, if she can; the pixie doesn't suit her face shape as well.

Juliette Lewis

Beautiful dress, AND she will pretend to read your palm

Kelly Ripa

That's great, also. I feel like Kelly Ripa might stealth be a great formal dresser. She often shows up in stuff at the Oscars, for example, that I end up really liking

Chloe Sevigny

... was Poiret really into lilypads?

Eva Mendes in Michael Kors

What a lovely dress for ANY OLD MOVIE PREMIERE rather than the freaking fashion Prom. Wasn't the Poiret innovation doing draping, and abaondoning the corset, and such? 

Kate Bosworth

Great shoes. Hideous satin.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy

This is where I learned just how long these two have been together. I don't mind this dress, but have no idea what it would've had to do with the theme. TWAS EVER THUS, Y'ALL. 

Camilla Belle

Ten years later and I am still thinking: a) you're so pretty; b) your eyebrow game is great; c) nice gown; d) WHAT DO YOU DO AGAIN???

Salma Hayek

The look in her eye says, "I am WAY too pregnant for these f'ing stairs."

Bee Shaffer

Very striking. 

America Ferrera

Aw, she looks cute! This feels... somewhat adjacent to some of the pics that came up when I Googled, so I'll give it to her.

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton

TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

Jennifer Connelly

That's really stunning. If it were now, she'd pair it with booties

Shalom Harlow

Where did you go, Shalom? Also, that is GODAWFUL. I can't. It's strangling her, it's been shredded, and one of her nipples appears to be bowing in surrender

Cate Blanchett in Balenciaga

Not the most precise fit, sadly.

J.Lo

Glam as hell, this one.

Jennifer Hudson

Pretty, but a hair too tight, maybe

Ziyi Zhang

Black swan eating white swan for lunch.

Emily Blunt

Her makeup team went a little wacky here. I know the Met can handle A Lot Of Look, but this just seems aimlessly overdone.

Mischa Barton

That needs a hoiking.

Jennifer Garner

Hooooooooiiiik. And sweep those bangs out of your eyes.

Mary Kate Olsen

I actually think this is AMAZING and I long for a day when she'd wear something this awesome again.

Flashback Fug: The 2007 Met Gala, Because I Forgot To Do It In May, and Why Not

Including Mary-Kate looking great, some bad tights, and the elusive Eva Mendes.