Chrissy Teigen and John Legend

First, I LOVE Chrissy's hair this length. It's so flattering. Second, John looks slick. Third, Chrissy also looks great, except that it's dicey when both your jacket AND your fingertips hang that much lower than your hem.

Jon Hamm

I feel like he's SO CLOSE, and that he paired a really nice, slick suit with a shirt he bought once at a Target when his luggage got lost, and he hasn't actually washed it since then.

Kaley Cuoco

From The Big Wang Theory, to The Big Bang Theory. [SORRY. I KNOW. I'm sorry. But the Hammaconda is real and I couldn't resist, even though I probably should have, but y'all know by know that even this washed-up old blogger hag is  still a total juvenile.] ANYWAY, Kaley looks nice in this, even if it's not my dream dress, and I also kinda want her to get Chrissy's hairdresser's number and get the same chop.

Zach Galafianakis

"It's between TWO ferns, guys. TWO FERNS."

Lauren Lapkus

I didn't recognize her with that hair (chiefly, I know her from Orange Is The New Black, where she played a guard). I am also concerned that those are gardening clogs.

Weird Al

"I KNEW IT. I TOLD YOU SOMEONE STOLE MY GARDENING CLOGS."

There's a Between Two Ferns Movie?!?

I've been in a book cave, I guess.