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# Bezos/Sanchez Vogue
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bezos-sanchez-vogue/
- Published: 2023-11-15T15:45:51.000Z
- Updated: 2023-11-15T04:36:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2023/11/vo1223_texas_03-1700006141.jpg)

This looks computer generated, almost. Or like the cover of a romance novel that's been self-published on Amazon. I assume the rest of her body is splayed out along the passenger seat but it really looks like he's just got half a lady suctioned to him.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/11/VO1223_Texas_04-1700006151.jpg)

Is this... her... personalized astronaut seat? I HOPE she goes up in a latex dress.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/11/VO1223_Texas_01-1700006162.jpg)

This is their subterranean 10,000 Year Clock, which they seem to think is super important, but I just cannot EVEN with whatever the fuck THAT is. I do NOT think we needed to DRILL INTO THE EARTH'S CRUST to build a clock they hope will have meaning. This photo is also disturbing. She looks like someone pushed her down there. It's like the Downton well, but EXPENSIVE.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/11/VO1223_Texas_02-1700006173.jpg)

And I guess this is her Lara Croft: Prairie Raider phase. I do like jacket, dammit.

[This Lauren Sánchez/Jeff Bezos Magazine Spread Is Really SomethingI can't stop staring at it.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2023/11/vo1223_texas_03-1700006141.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/this-lauren-sanchez-jeff-bezos-magazine-spread-is-really-something-11-2023/)