Sydney Sweeney

It is WILD to me how many random celebs came to this event; on the other hand, as I said in DWB last week, I don't know if I could have resisted the curiosity myself? Like...surely some of these folks were like, "I GOTTA SEE THIS." Anyway -- Sydney does look pretty. She's also getting DRAGGED on her Instagram for attending this event so I hope it was worth it.

Sydney Sweeney

"I should have comments restricted." (I will say that I love those shoes, although they look perilous for Venice.)

Karlie Kloss and Sydney Sweeney

There was an event at Harry's bar the day after the wedding that everyone dragged themselves to. (I think that's Leo's girlfriend Vittoria with Karlie and Sydney here?) Everyone looks frankly hungover here.

Joshua Kushner and Karlie Kloss

Here's Karlie at the wedding; she looks totally reasonable. (Is that Tory Burch in the pink in front of her?)

Kim Kardashian

I mean, for everyone, it feels the most on brand for the Kardashians to be there. Kim looks fine here, unlike earlier in the weekend, when she looked bonkers.

Kendall Jenner

Kendall also honestly looks perfectly nice. I'd also believe that her necklace had a curse placed on it if someone told me, though.

Kylie Jenner

I do want to read the texts she got from Timmy Chalamet about this. You know he was like "HELL NO I'M NOT GOING TO THAT, my agent said absolutely not."

Khloé Kardashian

Khloé looks objectively really pretty but also I can no longer recognize her face when she's got sunglasses on.

Corey Gamble, Kris Jenner

Kris also honestly looks pretty cute. I read in a VERY low level tabloid that she made all the girls come to this event to find them rich husbands. (Presumably other than Kylie, who is coupled up.) It's very Mrs Bennet of her.

Leonardo Di Caprio

WE KNOW IT'S YOU, LEO, IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW YOU'RE AT THIS EVENT, DON'T GO TO IT. THIS IS EMBARRASSING. YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL. NO ONE IS THAT INTERESTED IN YOU ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you're going to this wedding, GO TO IT. Wearing A DISGUISE the entire time is just drawing MORE attention to you!!!!

Leonardo Di Caprio

YOU'RE STREISAND-EFFECTING YOUR ENTIRE HEAD YOU DINGDONG. This is ABSURD. People KNOW you are there, just BE THERE! OR DON'T GO!

Tommy Hilfiger

Meanwhile, Tommy Hilfiger is having the time of his life!!!!!!

Ellie Goulding

No offense to Ellie Goulding, but I feel like she would totally go to any fancy wedding to which she was invited. She performed at Wills and Kate's wedding; I hope she spend the entire weekend being like, "well, during the ROYAL WEDDING," etc etc, just to annoy people. (I read that she performed at this one as well.) Additionally: This hair color is very pretty on her.

Usher

I do love his blazer.

Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom looks like he's rethinking all his life choices here, but....

Orlando Bloom

....those shorts say he's SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE.

Oprah Winfrey

"Wait, Barbra DIDN'T come? SHE PROMISED."

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez

This is for yet ANOTHER PARTY. I guess they do look happy?? (She's holding a clutch that reads MRS BEZOS, which I assume she got on -- you guessed it -- Amazon.) I feel like everyone in Venice wants their gondolas to sink.

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez

Lauren, I can see your bra.

Let's Continue to Witness the Celebs at the Bezos/Sánchez Wedding

WE CAN SEE YOU, LEO.