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# Bieberly Biebered: Bieber
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bieberly-biebered-bieber/
- Published: 2012-11-08T20:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2012-11-08T06:11:11.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Justin Bieber

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/11/155734137.jpg)

One of these days, I will get over my inability to take him seriously. I know it's crotchety of me, and I apologize. Never has anyone embodied the chasm between my age and the age of The Kids than Justin Bieber. I don't have anything against him; I just... it's like trying to explain how to use a BlackBerry to someone who just woke up out of a 30-year coma.

## Justin Bieber

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/155729446.jpg)

Pants what?

Seriously, whose groin does he think he HAS?

## Justin Bieber

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/155729419.jpg)

Aw, shit. It's time to get real. I hear he's the Channing Tatum of his spaceship.

[Bieberly Biebered: BieberNo matter what Justin Bieber puts on, he always looks like a 14-year old playing dress-up. It's like sorcery. Ill-advised sorcery. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/11/155734137.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bieberly-biebered-bieber-11-2012/)