Big at the 2023 Grammys

Shania in Harris Reed

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13752122kh) Shania Twain 65th Annual Grammy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Feb 2023

I look forward to a Disney/Mario crossover, Cruella de Vil's Mushroom Kingdom.

Lizzo in D&G

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13752122fd) Lizzo 65th Annual Grammy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Feb 2023

Lizzo deserves better than D&G. She also deserves better than THIS D&G, which is a glorified high-fashion Ghillie suit, for the day when we invade Mars and she needs appropriate camouflage.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13752122fb) Lizzo 65th Annual Grammy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Feb 2023

The dress underneath might be fine? The whole thing looks better when I can see less of the cape.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CAROLINE BREHMAN/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (13755523gw) Lizzo arrives for the 65th annual Grammy Awards at the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles, California, USA, 05 February 2023. Arrivals - 65th Grammy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Feb 2023

Lizzo coordinated her nails to her ring, which is clutch. However, can those nails be anything but irritating? And she changed during the show -- I wonder if she popped them off, too. We shall have to wait for the telecast post to find out.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CAROLINE BREHMAN/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (13755523gx) Lizzo arrives for the 65th annual Grammy Awards at the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles, California, USA, 05 February 2023. Arrivals - 65th Grammy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Feb 2023

This is just pretty. Lizzo is still stunning, even when she looks like she's hiding in a Mars crater.

Cardi B in Gaurav Gupta

Hey, we just covered this show! I love it when a plan comes together. And this is gorgeous. Cardi has SUCH a face.

Cardi B

This is so sculptural and wonderful. It's an adaptation of this shorter one, and her alterations are better.

Harry Styles in Egonlab x Swarovski

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13751980sm) Harry Styles 65th Annual Grammy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Feb 2023

By Harry Styles standards, this is understated. I am honestly shocked there is no feather boa or furry accompaniment to this. Maybe he's tired -- he DID just rip off a bunch of rescheduled tour dates here. The poor lamb may only be operating on 120 percent, as opposed to his usual 180.

Kacey Musgraves in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13752122nh) Kacey Musgraves 65th Annual Grammy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Feb 2023

Well, look, it's a bodystocking. She looks as good as a person can in this? The vibe is very much Human Cotton Candy, to the point where if you got her wet she might actually dissolve.

Kim Petras, Sam Smith, Violet Chachki, and Gottmilk

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (13755521rp) Kim Petras, from left, Sam Smith, Violet Chachki, and Gottmik arrive at the 65th annual Grammy Awards, in Los Angeles 65th Annual Grammy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 05 Feb 2023

They were there in support of "Unholy," which won, making Kim the first openly transgender Grammy winner. I feel terrible that I accidentally got a photo where her eyes are closed. This feels like they're the devil's envoys, sent to find Nicki Minaj and the Pope for an epic dance battle, but arriving in the wrong year.

Hannah Monds

That skirt is beautiful. I don't hate this!

Yola

"I don't need a bracelet. I borrowed one from this dude who I met when I went up a beanstalk."

Miguel

This is "big" in the sense that his commitment to denim is large and deep. And, I think, misguided.

Blac Chyna

Coming soon: The Crows Have Eyes 4: The Crows Have Thighs.