
Well. I adore this. It's STUNNING. It's my favorite and I had to lead with it.

This looks like the top unraveled on her in the car and she had to perform some triage.

This is... fine. Looking at the bodice, I wonder if in person it's stunning just because you can process all the detail on it, but in photos it just reads flat.

She seems to have brought out the good jewels.

This feels like something a person designed for Elle Fanning.

That's so shimmery and pretty. Good lipstick. This whole look is what I would call "sweet."

This is beautiful. I can't tell if those are folds in the front, or if it's just the skirt reacting to how she's standing.

I love the skirt. I'm less enchanted with the feathery strip across her chest.

"Hello. I'm reaping the benefits of Catherine Zeta-Jones having nowhere to go."

That's immaculately fit, and I would have amped up the jewelry juuuuust a tad. Or, a full tad.

I don't think this needed the shoulder avalanche, but I'm not gonna lie: I am SO PLEASED she smothered herself in ruffles. THIS is the money we needed. It's a hundred emergency napkins, all right there.

Is this wilting?

And this is amazing, right up until we get to the satin booties. This slideshow had big gowns AND a scrolldown?!? Life is rich today.
