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Nicole Kidman in Armani

Nicole Kidman wears Armani to the SAG Awards
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9328422gl) Nicole Kidman 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Jan 2018 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals

I actually really, really like this. It's got a metallic, bronze-y edge to it, but it's basically brown -- a very unusual color choice for the red carpet, but somehow Nicole looks luminous in it. She's styled it to perfection. I don't even mind the giant shoulder flower; it's actually giving it, for me, the right amount of zip.

Reese Witherspoon in Zac Posen

Reese Witherspoon wears Zac Posen to the Screen Actors Guild Awards
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9328422gh) Reese Witherspoon 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Jan 2018 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards - Arrivals

This, however, is a big no for me. It's a super color, but that bodice is a cross between Scarlett O'Hara and Miss Scarlet from Clue. And where did her boobs go? They've vanished.

Laura Dern in Dior

Laura Dern wears Christian Dior to the Screen Actors Guild Awards
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9327715iv) Laura Dern 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Jan 2018

This is an aggressively average Dior that should have gone to, say, Kate Mara. 

A. Skars

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9327716av) Alexander Skarsgard and Nicole Kidman 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Press Room, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Jan 2018

Skars is growing back his surprise head-shave quickly enough. These two did very much deserve their accolades, but I hope Big Little Lies isn't trying to find ways to keep A.Skars around via flasback, or something, just because he cleaned up so heavily on the awards. Some things really should be allowed to be one-and-done.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9327716aw) Alexander Skarsgard and Nicole Kidman 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, Press Room, Los Angeles, USA - 21 Jan 2018

"Tee hee! Let's have them make out."

Big Little Lies Gets Its Last Hurrah
Well, until season two, whenever that is. But for NOW.

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