Bill Skarsgard

Here, Bill is the photo of your beloved that you kept in your locket during the war, ever since that day he hopped on that train and leaned out the window and held up a farewell hand while you waved your hanky.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by IBL/Shutterstock (10401892a) Bill Skarsgard during an interview in Stockholm Bill Skarsgard photoshoot, Stockholm, Sweden - 04 Sep 2019

And now Bill is back from the war, presumed dead lo these many years, begging for your hand in marriage.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by IBL/Shutterstock (10401892c) Bill Skarsgard during an interview in Stockholm Bill Skarsgard photoshoot, Stockholm, Sweden - 04 Sep 2019

"I'm sorry, what? You did WHAT? With MY BROTHER?"

Mandatory Credit: Photo by IBL/Shutterstock (10401892g) Bill Skarsgard during an interview in Stockholm Bill Skarsgard photoshoot, Stockholm, Sweden - 04 Sep 2019

"I accept your passions went elsewhere, but every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I'LL BE WATCHING YOU."