Ellen Pompeo
I just... Dempsey jumps ship and suddenly she's Kim Kardashian?
Estelle
How strategically placed do we think those hands are?
Molly Ringwald
The Breakfast Club was 30 YEARS AGO. I got a little choked up when she introduced it -- John Hughes is dead, Simple Minds started playing, suddenly there was a lump in my throat.
Meghan Trainor
This is fine, but I feel like she hasn't quite figured herself out yet. She's super young and almost looks like Kelly Osbourne but she kinda dresses like Reba.
Celine Dion
They should've had Celine sing Mariah's songs. THERE is a woman who has taken care of her voice. And herself. This dress is wacky, though. Like a leather tourniquet. With a random porthole.
50 Cent
I thin he won the men's division for me.
Bryshere Grey
He is adorable but the suit is like someone literally rained on his parade.
Bryshere Grey, Jussie Smollett
Jussie and Estelle didn't sound super on-key on "Conqueror," but "You're So Beautiful" was fun. They're both ridiculously talented and PLEASE GOD don't let Empire go off the rails in any way but the best one.
Lily Aldridge in Balmain
She's one of the 100 people in Taylor's video, and I think that might be a souvenir purse with her character name on it. The outfit is fine, also. I don't know. I don't have many feelings about this one.
Serayah
She's on Empire also, and has worn some of the show's craziest outfits. Like the leather shorts overalls. By those standards this is fine. By my standards, this is discount.
Giuliana Rancic
Pass.
Danica McKellar
Winnie Cooper is such a dish. Somebody please take her shoe-shopping.
Idina Menzel
Well, I don't love this. But I'm glad it's not another predictable satiny Zac Posen gown that gives me the sads.
Laverne Cox
She is, essentially, extremely cool. That's just a fact.
Tracee Ellis Ross
"Wait... they SHOT Taylor Swift's video already? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?"