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# Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Black and White and WTF All Over
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/billboard-music-awards-fug-carpet-black-and-white-and-wtf-all-over/
- Published: 2013-05-20T14:00:21.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:36:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Jennifer Morrison

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169072722.xml)

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. It's panties, a drape, and a cage, which are the three props of a really unimaginative magician. It's like the worst pubescent boy ever -- it thinks it's being clever, but really, it's just chortling, "Heh, BOOBS, and stuff." Oh my God, it's Beavis and Butthead.

But hey, at least it's not pants. Why do I say that?

## Alyssa Milano

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169074425.xml)

BECAUSE THIS IS PANTS.

I think every inch of fabric on her body was purchased at a whites sale for table linens.

## Madonna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169080030.xml)

Lady, we accepted it when it was punk-themed at the Met Ball. DON'T PUSH IT. You have spent your whole LIFE pushing it, and we appreciate that for the trailblazing behavior that it was, but TAKE A BREAK. Aren't you tired? Leave the pushing it to Salt n/or Pepa for a while.

## Carly Rae Jepsen

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169077930.xml)

Sweet lord. SIT DOWN, Klumy Rae Jepsen.

## Ke$ha

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169075978.xml)

"Well," you might be thinking, "This seems perfectly acceptable, if overly ruffled. Ke$ha has been way more naked and dumb than this."

## Ke$ha

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169075973.xml)

GOTCHA.

## Emmy Rossum

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169074421.xml)

This doesn't even look terrible, but dude, pretty soon The Widow Longoria is going to notice that you stole this.

## Ariana Grande

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169072367.xml)

Blah blah blah see-through boning NEXT.

## Nayer

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169072625.xml)

I'm told by Wikipedia that [she is an American recording artist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nayer?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and not, in fact, Ice-T and Coco's favorite dog walker.

## Stana Katic

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169074037.xml)

This is not naked, but it might be dumb? I just can't deal with how costumey it is, AND I think it goes too far and ends up not doing her body the favors it was supposed to do. Just... a lot. Turn it down, Stana.

## Kimberly Perry

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169072457.xml)

Poor Kimberly Perry forgot to defrost her torso.

## Jenny McCarthy

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169073963.xml)

Oh, whatever. Of course.

## Hayden Panettiere

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169072763.xml)

Wait a minute, Hayden. You look nice. Did your spam filter hijack the memo?

[Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Black and White and WTF All OverAs more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, "EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING." \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169072722.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/billboard-music-awards-fug-carpet-black-and-white-and-wtf-all-over-05-2013/)