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Carrie Underwood

I almost feel guilty for not liking this. Because it's more interesting than what she usually chooses, and there's something fun about all that bodice work... but I can't get over that I think the color is terrible on her, and that the pattern on that silver part looks like a dragonfly is diving straight at her womb. In the end, the whole thing comes off more tacky than tastefully edgy.

Carrie Underwood

Also, she DOES still have some blonde up in there. It's just surface-only.

Carrie Underwood

So weird that two such differently lit pictures could be taken on the same red carpet. In this one, she looks like she was dipped in a vat of makeup. And up close, you can see the flash glinting off the netting, and the top looks like it was designed on one of those kids' toys where you use a magnet to rearrange lead shavings.

Carrie Underwood

She probably should have worn this in the first place.

Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Carrie Underwood in Oriett Domenech
Her hair looks a lot darker from the front. Then again, so does the foundation she pasted on with a trowel, so maybe it's just the lighting. And you know I'm stalling on expressing my feelings for the dress when I'm delving THAT deep into whatever her hair situation is. But Carrie Underwood is the proto-Country Blonde, so it's always big news if suddenly she looks like a Country Whiskey-Colored-Hair Person. [Photo: Getty]

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