Miley Cyrus
The IDEA is cute, but again, there is no way she should sit down in that thing unless Monistat is an event sponsor and there are some freebies taped to the chair. Also, look wonky it is on the left up there, as if it's been wrangled and taped to high heaven. In fact...
Miley Cyrus
... I suspect there is more tape in there than in my old Footloose cassette. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say cassette? I meant cassettes. Because yes, we were a two-copy household. What can I say? We weren't always a communal kick-off-your-Sunday-shoes household.
Miley Cyrus
From this angle, I rather liked her hair. It seemed full and tousled, like an old Bond vixen.
Miley Cyrus
But from this angle somehow it seemed a little crunchier. And weirdly flat in front, like someone ruffled it really hard before she got out of the car. And... has she always had a nose ring?
Miley Cyrus
At least the shoes are great, though. They win. She finished strong, which sometimes is all you can ask.