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# Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Nelly Furtado and Amber Rose
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/billboard-music-awards-fug-carpet-nelly-furtado-and-amber-rose-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-21T16:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2012-05-21T04:16:37.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Billboard Music Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

I didn't realize I'd missed Nelly Furtado until she vanished. Remember when she marauded in [tournaquet rompers](https://gofugyourself.com/so-you-think-you-can-fug-06-2006?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) like some sort of knee-hating pirate wench? Good times.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144914486.jpg "Nelly Furtado")](https://gofugyourself.com/billboard-music-awards-fug-carpet-nelly-furtado-and-amber-rose-05-2012/2012-billboard-music-awards-arrivals-6?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Now, instead of looking like a buccaneer, she just looks like the decadent light fixture one of them strung up in his ship's private treasure-stroking room. How better to lustfully gaze upon one's haul than by the light of a large pearly wedding cake? Imagine if she'd vacated the black bra and ditched the choker, and worn fancier, more creative shoes. Not bad, right?

Amber Rose has a different type of "too much" going on here:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144916657.jpg "Amber Rose")](https://gofugyourself.com/billboard-music-awards-fug-carpet-nelly-furtado-and-amber-rose-05-2012/2012-billboard-music-awards-arrivals-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I kind of want to give her both the choker AND the black bra, just so it would cover a bit more of her amplitude. Being admirably endowed in the chest department is great, but for the love of blood flow, find a dress that fits them. How is she so *cheery*? Are they just so numb she doesn't notice?

\[Photos: Getty\]