Miley Cyrus in Balmain
Seriously, this to me is a hybrid of Wonderland and Liberace, and frankly, both those things were through the looking glass so it's not such a weird mash-up. It's so weird and ornate and WAY TOO MUCH -- sparkly with notes of wicker -- but I will say this for her: She is picking the right ways to experiment with what doors the hair opens for her. Can you imagine this with her old head on it? The one with all those ratty, ropey extensions? We would, I think, be more likely to laugh this out of the room. The hair gives her a surprising self-assurance.
Miley Cyrus
However, I am less interested in it from behind. In fact, I hate it. The way the white detail hooks only around her knee-pits gives off a real "chaps" vibe.
Miley Cyrus
And I REALLY hate the exposed zipper that runs all the way through her crack, essentially. I know things need zippers, but somehow this kind of ruins her bum, no?
Miley Cyrus
And of course there are ankle zippers, too, because there wasn't enough going on here at all.