Chrissy Teigen in Balmain
We saw this the first time on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, at what I always think of as The Worst-Dressed Party I've Ever Seen, which I think is why I liked it -- I mean, I personally think as jumpsuits go it's pretty good regardless, but in comparison it's even better. Rosie looked so refreshing in a sea of sheer hideous pizzas. Chrissy, however, has added a belt. Which might make it a bit more modern than on Rosie, but in the end I think hers is the iteration I prefer. It just looks sleeker, and unfortunately, some of that might have to do with the fact that Chrissy's cleavage is getting away from her a little in that halter.Pictured: Chrissy Teigen FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Chrissy Teigen, Ludacris
Ludacris does, indeed, seem to think this is ludicrous. He would be right. What... is even happening on her?
Chrissy Teigen
I guarantee you DiGiorno pizza doesn't taste like delivery. It just... it can't. There's no way.
Chrissy Teigen in Balmain
This one, we've seen exactly on Alessandra Ambrosio, and in cut but not in pattern on Kim Kardashian (among others, I think). It's not... awful? It's FLASHY -- totally Boobs Legsly, both of which she has, and which you NEED if you're going to even get this to BEGIN to work. But I do wish Chrissy hadn't spent so much of her big hosting gig in recycled Balmain. I don't usually care about that stuff, but it's one thing if you're a guest; if you're HOSTING THE SHOW, the costume changes shouldn't feel Been There, Done That, should they?
Chrissy Teigen
This, she wore to a pre-party, and it's an Anthony Vaccarello that we've seen a version of on just about everyone. And it's terrible on all of them. It looks just as much like a diaper made out of a tote bag as ever.